If your horse was a person, what would they look like?

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Following on from the 'voice' thread, I often wonder what peoples horses would look like if they were people. My chestnut tb mare would be tall, slim and extremely long legs. No particular bust but long wavy bright red hair (Jessica rabbit style). She's also polite and very trusting, perhaps somewhat naïve.

NF pony short stumpy old man, a bit like a cross between Bruce bogtrotter and Del Boy :)

What about yours??
 
Mine would look like me! short overall, long skinny legs on a little plumper body with a big broad pair of shoulders! We both have faces which are very appealing to a small proportion of the population (but nobody else) and have flaws which I think make us more interesting.

I hope if she was human she wouldn't bring her moustache with her, it's a bit Magnum.
 
A massive Russian hammer-throwing type woman, built like a brick outhouse, complete with a handlebar moustache and a never ending appetite. She would be a complete worrier but extremely friends and easy to get on with :)
 
Fatty , that nice friendly big bloke in the pub who everyone likes is a great laugh and is very quietly confident and kind .
J would be one of those handsome posh boys in the Hugh Grant mould who wears red or pink trousers and work in an auction house or art gallery .
Tatts would be an actor perhaps johnny depp but more manic .
H the new boy he would a 17 year rugby playing boy large not quite in control of his body he would in the fridge eating most of the day then lots of sleep and pestering his mates .
 
My gelding would look like a formerly very, very handsome, now a little bit worn type of guy, slightly arrogant, entertainer and a bit of a t@art ... maybe like Richard (Richard & Judy) or Robbie Williams.
The mare would be the chief-PA type, aloof, purposeful, slim and well dressed ... but also cheeky with a tom-boy side and grazed knees under those tights ;-)
The pony would be the chubby, happy go lucky girl at the local supermarket. Wearing her uniform and fully done nails (but just slightly past their best) and with wild long hair.
 
Ben would be one of the emo kids, away from the popular kids, in his own little world with his friends that don't do to his school. He'd have long back hair over one eye and would probably have social anxiety. He'd always be trying his best but people would label him as quirky, or complicated to get on with. He'd love the ladies but never quite know how to speak to them without embarrassing himself.
 
Not only do I know what they'd look like, I know what sort of clothes they'd wear & what they'd be like on a night out :D

SoPo - he'd be tall, slim with the sort of chiseled looks of a male model. He'd have dark hair & dark eyes & make girls go weak at the knees but be totally oblivious :D he would be sporty & athletic. On a night out he'd be the one at the bar making everyone do shots & jaegerbombs....& then be the reason none of the group got into a nightclub later on because he was too drunk :D
C - He'd be the unconventional crush. The olde, mature bloke who is still a bit hot. He'd have red hair, flecked with grey & spattering of stubble. He'd be slightly losing the battle of the middle aged spread. He'd dress in rugby shirts, faded jeans & have that rugby player look about him.
P - She'd be the loud mouthed tart with a heart. She'd be short & on the plump side - something she'd never admit & despite being a size 16 she'll squeeze herself into size 12 body con mini dresses. Her hair would be long & bleached blond....with a good couple of inches of dark roots ;) She'd wear too much make up, have nails that were red & too long....& when she laughed it would be proper dirty. That said she would have loads of friends because she has such a heart of gold. She'd drink vodka & lime & at the end of the night get pizza, chips & 2 kebabs :D
 
My wb would definitely be Louis Spence crossed with Julian Clarey! :eek: and sons pony would be Mike Tyson without the ear biting :D
 
Roberto would be Samuel L Jackson in that pulp fiction scene when he does that 'eye' thing :eek:

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance.....!"

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Kali's pretty, grey and leggy . . . and he's a cocky so-and-so with a rather high opinion of himself and a proper sense of the ridiculous . . . I like to think he'd look a little bit like Rhys Ifans . . . blonde, tall, lots of presence and very funny.

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I like to think of our two as the glamour model and the super model, Chloe is a very pretty, only 15.1hh and quite well rounded and is a total diva-glamour model, Amber is tall, leggy and a skinnie minnie-super model :D
 
D would look like Robert Redford - sandy colouring and drop dead gorgeous in his younger days but now a bit craggy and saggy

Moose would be a tall, gangly, dark haired . Always bumping his elbows into things as he doessn't really know how long his limbs are. You could say striking, but not handsome!
 
big lad def rugby prop forward with the attitude and the i'm going come stop me
pony kevin the teenager with floppy fringe but very sweet if the right person said hello
 
H would be a nervy emo type but would have a moustache (as he has one that he won't let me near and I hate it!) He would be a muscular bloke but with a bit of middle age spread that he would call muscle, he would also be commonly found with the ladies hoping they will fancy him.
 
Rex Harrison as Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady
He would march about with high opinion of himself forever making demands to fetch his slippers
 
I was going to post a picture of Robert Downey Jr with no shirt on, but I'd probably get infracted for something or other...






I can dream can't I?:D
 
Darcy would be tall, tanned, slim with long luscious locks and the envy of all other girls... but with a personality like Regina George from Mean Girls ;)
 
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