If your horse was a person...

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....would you be friends with them?

As in how you think their personality would come across, if they were human.

Would they be someone you'd be best friends with? hang around with? or just put up with?, or totally dislike, or someone you'd quite like to punch :D(even if your not a violent sort of person that is!)

What sort of proffession do you think they would be good at?
 
Yes, I'd be friends with the Dizz :)

She'd be one of the very pretty long-legged blondes :D.

She's loyal, will always stand by me, gets a bit stroppy, will argue her point, will try and help, and will be great fun for a girlies day out :D :D :D
 
My shetland would be the type who wouldn't stop annoying me, even when I warned him to QUIT IT!!!!! And if I were that way inclined he would probably get a punch on the nose, if he were a person!!!!

My 'mummy' mare would be just like Jodie in Eastenders : 'Oh Darren, you're so funny *giggle*'. A stereotypical Essex girl (no offence to those of us from Essex), never goes anywhere without the right handbag, but ultimately although a bit of an airhead, an nice one.

Her daughter would be the jealous controlling type, who hates you having other friends and the gelding would be an easy going gent who was a bit aloof and although kind, not really worried if you walked the earth or not.

Amazing, as if they were people I'd find them all pretty hard to be with a lot (small doses would be better!) but as horses I find their quirks endearing and love them loads!!!

I can't imagine what jobs they'd do!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Bailey (9yr ID x WB) - I'd probably feel a bit sorry for him - he's a bit dim bless him!!!!! :D
He'd definately be the sort of person I'd like to be around, super chilled, totally relaxed, nothing phases him...very cool! :cool:
He's absolutely stunning too so I'm sure that would help!!!!!! :) ;)
ETS - Bailey would be a restaurant critic, tho he probably wouldn't be very good at that as anything even remotely edible would get top marks!

Foxy (30 yr+ Shetland) - is a complete diva! We are her minions & she treats us with the distain we deserve! As she's a pensioner now I imagine her being just like the Gran that Catherine Tate does - the one that swears a lot!!!!!! :D :o
 
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My shetti would be a chav with a squeaky voice 'Giz dat bucket of food or i'll Ed but ya geeeez' You know, the kind who ask you to buy them fags from the local co-op?!
And as for Starla... She'd be a bit of a loaner. The kind of person you cant read very well at all. Mysterious and strange, but at the same time, trustworthy and kind. If I had to liken her to a celeb it'd have to be...

SU BO
haha
:D
 
With the exception of my arabian, the others would all be "Oh hi, lovely to see you, what have you been up to? Fancy a coffee?" when you meet them in town kind of friends. They'd all be good, solid, honest citizens who'd find me a bit of a butterfly brain and too much of a loner to be a bosom buddy.

Lola and I suit each other just fine, getting a bit long in the tooth, been around the block, happy with company but equally happy without it, with short fuses and shorter memories. Professionally, we'd ignore our qualifications and do anything we felt like doing at the time, in fact, that's exactly what we do! :D
 
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I'd be friends with my horse but I don't think she'd be friends with me. I think she'd be quite a toff, possibly a sporty "no time for losers" kind of girl. "What's that? Your leg is hanging on by a sinew...don't be such a baby get up and bring me my tea!"


My Welshie I reckon would be like one of those guys from Goldie Looking Chain, a scream the whole time!
 
mm, gelding would probably be a surfer dude type, very good looking, enthusiastic, says 'WooHOO, yeaaahh...awesome!' a lot, and has some action/adventure type job racing cars or suchlike

his mother would wear a lot of leopard print lycra and big earrings, have peroxide blonde perms, smoke, drinks heavily and works behind a bar.

one mare is very posh Lady Penelope/Joanna Lumley, and doesnt work dahling, one has people to do such things for one.

another is very pretty and quite pretentious, puts on a foreign accent and works 'in the city' probably in fashion or the media
 
Lady would be like one of those slim dark brown haired models, slightly stuck up and a bit of an attention seeker/hypocondriact (sp?)
If she was a person im not sure she would be someone i was walk up to and be friends with, more like someone id be intimidated by :rolleyes: But if she was already my friend i guess i would put up with her :D
 
My boy breaks wind every time I go round the back of him, eats for England and trashes his bed every night. I think he must be stuck at the Kevin the Teenager stage, but I'm his mum, so I love him.
 
I think Mackenzie would be a typical fiery Italian bloke, always got an eye for the ladies, tall dark and handsome :D yet arrogant, argumentative and extremely bossy.

He'd be a chef, as he likes his food and we all know there is only one way to a man’s heart...through his stomach! ...short temper again typical of a chef and an Italian!

Would I be friends with him...sometimes :D other times I'd want to ring his neck!
 
(These are not owned by me, but as I am looking after them all at the moment I think I can join in)

Elli - 14hh 14 years, traditional cob, my share pony who I adore.

I don't think I would be her friend, more likely to be a bit afraid, dragonlike to those who don't know her and VERY set in her ways. Would dress in country/farmer type getup with the obligatory holes and dirt but if anyone commented their face would be ripped off. She would probably make grumpy "they SOO don't know what they are doing" comments about anyone and everyone. I actually can imagine her being the owner of a small local riding school, scaring small children and making them listen to their ranting, but to older people far nicer... possibly even friendly.

Lola - Elli's daughter, 14.1/2hh and 3. Also traditional cob.

As a person I think I would be nice to her, possibly be her friend. Bout not a close friend. She would be dense, no way round it, and fat. But kind and attentive. She would probably cry and make up sob stories to ensure as many people as possible gave her attention With people making a fuss of her she would light up like a lamp, till they went away again. Jobwise... probably jobless ;)

Merlin - Purebred appaloosa, 7, 15.3hh. Dressage diva.

He would be undoubtedly camp, but not gay. He would squeal with delight and have as many BFFS as he could get his paws on. Not the brightest star in the sky but soo funny and eccentric I would struggle not to like him. He would HATE HATE HATE puddles, rain, wind and dirt because they would RUIN his beautiful outfit and shoes. "Up and coming" fashion designer would be his job!

Ivy - 14.3hh, 13, arab x connie. Simply diva.

Or should I say "Princess Ivy", but the kind where chavs call themselves princesses ;) Everyone is a bitch and below her, but god help them if they tried to leave her circle of friends or anyone else tries to upset them! She would be queen bee and get all the boys with her great looks and *cough* easy ways. Sharp as a kife and uses the intelligence to get her own way... every single time. Job - err I see her being more a high school diva, like the girls in the film "Mean Girls"!! And after that will live comfortably off daddy's trust fund 'till she finds herself a righ husband ;) I would avoid her like the plague!

Molly - 20, 14.1hh, dales x, used to be regional XC champion 4 years running, now retired for a quieter life.

I see her as someone who has fallen from grace and is a little bitter and resentful to the rest of the world about it. Clearly a woman of great distinction fallen on hard times. Intelligent and striking (not pretty), kind to those who please her but aloof to those who don't! An absolute saint of a person who will help you no matter what, if you are on her good side she would wear her fingers to the bone for you and keep going, and if not, she will try till the job is done. I would love to be friends with her, she would have millions of fascinating and true stories to tell about her life! Job - "Why true ladies don't have a job dahling, I spend my time doing charitable works"

Ralvina - 14.2hh, 12, fjord, ride and drive.

Most definately someone I would love to bits. First to make you smile in the morning and a good steady friend you can always rely on. She would have an infectious sense of humour but no wit, if you make sarcastic or ironic comments she wouldn't understand, which would upset her. Clumsy as anything but untra apologetic about it and tries really really hard not to be! Her job would be possibly a a shop assistant because although she works her socks off, she doesn't feel "clever" enough to go into higher education and launch herself a more mentally demanding work. Happy to take orders so long as they are really clear. Or a nursery nurse as she is nurturing and great with children.

Pip - 9hh shetland, 8, used as a compainion although broken to ride.

Full of energy, always which is sometimes great but other times plain and simply annoying. Clever, but uses her intelligence in all the wrong ways, getting into trouble here there and everywhere. Extremely sporty, but needs reminding of this and lazy in most other aspects of life. Channels her boundless energy into whatever she is doing at the time, be it athletics or having HUGE tantrums. Would love a boyfriend but seems to scare off the lads for some unknown reason. I would sort of like her if she was in good form and be barely able to tolerate her when off on one! She is definately not old or mature enough to have a job!
 
My shiny black mare would be one of those really beautiful girls who has lots of friends but is not full of herself. She'd be up for a laugh and a bit of mischief but not a trouble maker. I think she would be a good friend and argue her corner but also need re assurance that everything will be ok.

Her profession would definitely be modelling!
 
Hehe :D

I would be friends with Honey, she would be a very pretty brunnette with fab hair and huge eyes to flutter and get what she wants! ;)
Shes a strong independant lady and would work with kids because shes a fab mum!

Mysti i would probably kill! She would be a hyperactive bouncy small girl, manage to get whatever she wants, freak out at the littlest things and would be a model because you say strike a pose and she does :D
 
Thuggish exterior, highly sensitive interior!

I'd probably be a bit wary of him, until I got to know him well.

People love the way he looks, all chunky and mischievious.
 
Mine would be a cocky little so and so with a butter does melt in mouth cute expression to get away with things!
Strongly independant but secretly a mummies boy :)
 
I've been told mine is like Hugh Grant and he has the nickname of Sir Galahad. I think he'd be a posh, slightly jumped up, floppy haired, Ralph Lauren-wearing man!

He'd annoy me with his pompousness but I think his charm would win over.
 
Bella would be one of those happy, thoughtless, distracted types who likes pretty shoes and accessories, spa treatments and hair salons. She'd be impossible not to like because she'd be completely innocent of any bad motives no matter what she did. Just rather naive and wide-eyed.
 
hmmmm i think my tb would be rather an aggressive, lazy person and probably instead of biting would punch lol ... Probably someone id avoid tbh.
 
My arthur would be like Roy Cropper off coronation street!
No manners or social skills,a selfish loner who lives for food!
If he was human i would not be his friend - id hate him!!!!xxx
 
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