If your horse was human....

[MerryMaker]

What would he/she be like? What would they dress like, and do as a job, and how would they act?

Gertie - 16hh Trakhener, very affectionate and loving but prone to explosions - would be exactly like me, quiet but with the ability to let rip when need be, I think she'd dress like me too, flares and bright colours and sparkley things =D I think she'd even listen to Radiohead and drink Jack Daniels, as a job I think she'd do something quite arty and creative.

Monty - 8-9h Fallabella x Sheland who is an absolute GIT - would be the fat little school boy with scabby knees who is always found sitting in the corner with chocolate all over his face and a wonky school cap on, a bit like Just William!

 

[wench]

mine would be a dirty lazy layabout gypo on benifits... but would be good looking, as hes a very handsome horse

 

[Angua2]

Mmm, not sure about my girly or the section A will have to have a think and post later... but my gelding could be classed a grumpy old man who likes to stay in, infront of the fire with his pipe, slippers and paper watching the racing, or meeting down the pub with his mates drinking bitter, watching sport and putting the world to right.

 

[HollyP]

Its quite funny my horse is very much like me.....!

 

[EquestrianFairy]

Milly would be a quiet, considerate and sensitive girl- dresses conservativley (sp!) never shows more than the knees, face and hands. Awfully well spoken and probably would work in a libary or an office.

Ming would be a sour old woman, who lives alone with her 24 cats.

Lexie (only 15 months old) would be a naughty ginger headed, freckled snotrag who cackles at others misfortunes, steals sweets from babies and gets up to mischief!

 

[Storminateacup]

He would be an intelligent, sweet faced, lonely fat boy sitting in the corner reading a book and scoffing chocolate, terrified of the teachers or of getting a caning.

 

[Eaglestone]

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Its quite funny my horse is very much like me.....!

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So would mine

Lively and just wanting to get things done and dusted and quite fussy over everything

 

[squirtlysmum]

One would be the class clown all the girls would swoon over him but on the quiet he's got ADHD and is hyper! The other would be the class clown follower and believe everything he's told and be a bit paranoid and easy to upset and about two foot taller than all the other kids his age!
As for what they'd wear, well no.1 would be a bit of a designer label king and no.2 would just wear anything that fiited him as he's so tall!

 

[kate081]

hehe - these are funny. What about Merry then?

Tilly would be a firey ginger ninja. Probably with quite flambouant dress sense & a bit of a gossip.

Abbey would be a geek & dress a bit frumpy but everyone would love her no matter what.

 

[MerryMaker]

Hmmm... I think Merry would be fun to go on a girls night out with and a real giggle and a bit manic, but then have a sensible day job....

 

[Silverspring]

My girl would be a super model, all about being centre of attention, noisey, extravagent,refusing to eat food, throwing tantrums back stage when she doesn't get exactly her own way. Plus she has a skinny butt, Kate Moss step aside!

 

[Stacie_and_Jed]

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Its quite funny my horse is very much like me.....!

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Dito this.

Me and Jed are the same only he's a gelding horse and im a lady human! I thik he would be a male version of me if he was human! God i think ide hate him te he!

 

[oofadoofa]

Nemo would be a student, quite intelligent but he probably wouldn't turn up to any lectures and would be more interested in going out boozing every night. The life and soul of the party after a few drinks. Oofa would be a very gentlemanly old man, definitely dressed in tweed!

 

[GinGin]

My boy would be totally unlike me. He is cool, calm and totally chilled. He would be friends with everyone and never have a bad word to say about anyone. He would be loving and popular.

 

[Rana]

Rana would be a posh elderly lady, who modelled in her younger years. She'd speak with a very upper class accent, be sensitive towards everyone, but have a real flamboyant streak. She'd love to entertain, and throw great dinner parties, life and soul of the party. She'd probably wear classic designer clothes - the sort of thing that never goes out of fashion.

Not at all like me then lol.

 

[pinkcatkin]

Rosie would be a dinner lady, large, warm, welcoming, and very adept at giving everybody smaller helpings than herself! She would not care very much what she looked like as long as she could help wash out the custard pans. She would constantly be checking her larder and ordering enormous quantities of food already in stock.

Bless her!

 

[Kate260881]

Penny would be one of those girls who had been brought up to be nice to everyone and get genuinely upset if someone wasn't her friend. Not entirely happy in new situations first time around but wouldn't let it phase her (people might not like her as much then). She'd let her hair down by being a complete slut and sleeping with all the boys (she's such a tart)!

 

[Silverspring]

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Penny would be one of those girls who had been brought up to be nice to everyone and get genuinely upset if someone wasn't her friend. Not entirely happy in new situations first time around but wouldn't let it phase her (people might not like her as much then). She'd let her hair down by being a complete slut and sleeping with all the boys (she's such a tart)!

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LOL! Are you sure this isn't yourself you just described

would you say you're similar to Penny? I think Spring and I are complete opposite's she doesn't like food, has a skinny ass, gets upset by everything and anything where as I love food have a far from skinny ass and don't get upset by much

 

[Mid]

Ozzers would be a dorky school boy!

Solo an old posh man, rich and well mannered but completely eccentric.

Roo would be a baby xD

 

[duckling]

We always said that if my old pony was human he'd be Del Boy..!! Common but loveable and cheeky, speaking Cockney, getting others into his trouble but never getting blamed himself

 

[minkymoo]

I love these posts!

K would probably be a city Banker. Most people at 1st glance would think he was a bit of a twat, but once they got to know him would really like him. He would probably wear Ralph Lauren and think he was pretty cool. He would not be very good in an argument, but would back down quickly, probably as he wouldn't like to upset people, he would have a nasty temper though, but it wouldn't last long.

I also think he would be a public school boy and we a little uncomfortable in new situations, but would be a very loyal friend once you had won his trust!

 

[Twinkle Twinkle]

Dom would be a naughty schoolboy always up to mischeif annoying all the other kids lol.