if your horse was human...

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what would it be like??

mine would be like a perfect man - sporty, kind, genuine, like has that 'cool' factor about him...

i would marry him
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He's be 6ft8, average build, be the kind of guy that pretends he is hard but is a complete softy really. Also he's probably have long hair
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I'd marry him too hahahahah


seriously he would be brad pitt, drop dead gorgeous looks and body, with a really loving personality that would always want to please. He would have a few mood swings tho
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Mine would be tall I think he would be gay hes too handsome to be straight lol, looks all macho but really he is a complete wuss. A complete goon and very accident prone.
 
MoM would be a bad tempered old lady who liked ramming you with her shopping trolley, smells of cats and wears a hat -even in the bath.

FB would be Tim, Nice but Dim
 
I'd love to think mine would be the sporty man about town but I think like Miss B he'd be more of a gay queen but then he has had his sex life curtailed somewhat, he's a cowardly custard too (Mr. Spooky) but he'd be incredibly kind & decent....although I love him to bits, also know that he'd always look after me, got more trust in him than in any other horse I've owned or ridden, guess I'm really lucky tbh
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I think mine would be the kind to make you a cup of tea first thing in the morning and bring it to you in bed.

I think he would make sure I was okay and comfy before settling down himself.

I think he wouldn't care what I looked like and loved me for who I am not what he could make me.

I think he would always look after me, be loving and caring ...

A bit like my hubby really.

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She would be a cross between Miss Piggy and Edna Everidge. She would wear purple crimplene and plastic high heeled shoes. (orange of course)..and that's on a good day!

Tasteful or wot?!
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he he! my old mare(29) would be bit like an old but graceful oscar film star, growing old gracefully but still stunning, just like helen mirram, the actress in mamma mia! still capable of pulling the young star struck geldings!
 
My not sol ittle filly would be like the little girl with the curl, right in the middle of her forehead......
When she is good she is very very good but when she is bad she is horrid!!!!!!!!!!
 
Baileys would be the popular kid in school, good at sports but just not very bright

Joe IS "Tim Nice But Dim - incredibly well bred but lacking an once of brain power or common sense, very good looking in a foppish kind of way.
 
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he he! my old mare(29) would be bit like an old but graceful oscar film star, growing old gracefully but still stunning, just like helen mirram, the actress in mamma mia! still capable of pulling the young star struck geldings!

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Helen Mirren?? In Mama Mia? The film?
 
I think mine would be the goody two-shoes teacher's pet who, in secret, does terrible things like mugging old ladies whilst swigging cheap cider from plastic lemonade bottles with a fag dangling out of her pretty mouth and yelling obsenities, before trotting home to her mummy with a sweet smile and a bunch of wilted flowers thriftily lifted from a graveyard.
 
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I think mine would be the goody two-shoes teacher's pet who, in secret, does terrible things like mugging old ladies whilst swigging cheap cider from plastic lemonade bottles with a fag dangling out of her pretty mouth and yelling obsenities, before trotting home to her mummy with a sweet smile and a bunch of wilted flowers thriftily lifted from a graveyard.

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LMAO!! Having met and ridden P, that does sounds about right, and make me giggle
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Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter - a bit chubby and people tend to make fun of him a bit, tends to be on the outside of the group trying to fit in, but good-humoured and likable and actually pretty brave when it comes down to it.

The pretty girl in the stable next door was putting him his place out hacking on Sunday, but was happy to cling to his shoulder and let him go first when we met some pigs in a field! He was such a star, really nervous too but just kept walking when the others were going sideways / backwards / spinning around.
 
LOL

My Id mare would be a tart with a heart - think a younger pat butcher or bet lynch!

My Arab 2 year old would probably be transexual and my yearling filly would be like a schoolgirl from St. Trinians!
 
My boy would be a surfer/skater dude, big blonde mop of hair, always showing off in front of the girls but with a loveable cheeky grin with dimples that your mum would approve of and make her wish she was younger!
 
Archie would be the sweet but slightly below average kid in the class who tries hard but never quite gets it! He wouldn't really be naughty as such but would struggle to concentrate and would be the daydreamer sitting at the back of the class staring out of the window. At playtime he'd be on the fringes of the cool kids trying to be part of their gang but in reality they'd just be making him do the naughty things for them so he'd be the one getting into trouble. He'd secretly be upset when he does badly in exams but will try to cover it up with bravado, playing the fool and acting like it's cool to fail!
 
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