If Your Horse Was.......

[Sneedy]

Human, who would he / she be????

I know it sounds strange but I've got to fill in a form for the commentators notes for my PN Champs in August and this is one of the questions (how do BE think of these!!!), and I'm at a loss so was hoping for some inspiration from you guys!!!

So far OH has come up with Chris Evans for my boy (ginger and mad!!!!).....who would your horse be??

Also.....any more ideas for my chap greatfully received (in my siggy), he's obviously orange, very spooky / neurotic but a nice kinda guy to have around

 

[Ebenezer_Scrooge]

My horse would be victor meldrew......he's not old but grumpy and obnoxious at times!!

 

[Tinker_Belle]

OMG! I was going to do this thread too!

Mine would be Lindsay Lohan in looks, Fern Britton in personality & Jordan with the boys

 

[LankyDoodle]

My mare would have been Dawn French - loved her food but sexy with it!

My gelding is probably Justin Lee Colins - cheeky, chubby and cute!

 

[scotsmare]

My big mare would be Clarissa Dickson Wright - big built, big personality and a bit of a laugh!

My 3 year old filly would be Victoria Beckham - posh & neurotic.

The section B would be Britney Spears....

 

[JenHunt]

Tom would be John Whittaker.... anything for a show jump....

Ron would be kevin the teenager.... anything for his bed....

 

[hellybelly6]

Jake would have to be David Hasselhoff (the hoff)

He likes the ladeezz, he has muscles and thinks he has and deserves an entourage (saddler, farrier, physio, EDT, personal surgeon, vet) and thinks he has the looks.

This was the hoff in his days as knight rider by the way!!

 

[Mrs_Wishkabibble]

Do cartoon characters count?
My retired ex racer TB would be Penelope Pitstop out of Wacky Races

 

[HorseyGirlie]

My ginger boy would be the member of a boyband whose sexuality no one is ever certain of....

My OH's CBx mare would be an "it" girl.... parties, champers and strops all the way Dahling!

 

[JaneMBE]

Herbie is 'Tim, nice but dim' because he is!

Magic probably Hyacinth Bouquet, she likes to think she is better than the others

 

[badgerdog]

Frank Spencer, for those who remember him! He's quite loveable but a bit dim and sometimes walks into things.

 

[Shannagolden]

gyp would be whoopie goldberg!

 

[pelly]

Starman would be Terry from Minder
Flashy would be Arthur " "

Candles would be Dawn from Eastenders
Fredric would be Minty " " " "

My old pone was Sid Vicious

 

[RedVendetta]

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My horse would be victor meldrew......he's not old but grumpy and obnoxious at times!!

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Haha my horse is actually called Victor and was named after Victor Meldrew!!!!

 

[SillyMare]

My ex-racer would be Derek Zoolander - have thought that since I saw the film.

 

[Sneedy]

This all makes very interesting and entertaining reading!!!! Thanks guys!!

Still not convinced by the Chris Evans suggestion for my boy tho!!! Will have to get my thinking cap on!!!

 

[BlackWhite381]

We always joke that my boys would be lou and andy out of little britain!

 

[sam72431]

Mine would be Nicky from Big Brother, has temper tantrums and gets in a stew, not sure about the other one, a bit of a tart, doesnt like horses but does like people, quite funny likes a cuddle if shes in the mood but sometimes just ignore you, quite a character really!

 

[SillyMare]

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bit of a tart, doesnt like horses but does like people, quite funny likes a cuddle if shes in the mood but sometimes just ignore you, quite a character really!

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That sounds exactly like my other horse - I couldn't decide who she would be either.

 

[sam72431]

Yeah I cant think of anyone that is so strange! lol

 

[sallyg84]

My boy, 17.3 TB ex pointer would def be john wayne! He just saunters across the field, all he needs is a holster and cowboy hat!