If your horse were a person

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If your horse was a person who would it be.
Think I have Russel Brand and Dec!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Victoria Wood. I can't quite describe why, but hers is the name that comes to mind.

Basically Patches is fun in a cuddly, genuine package and pretty down to Earth and level headed.
 
Cassy would be Princess Diana or Mary Poppins, practically perfect.
Roxy would be Leanne Battersby, a very beautiful tart.
Fred would be Jimmy Clitheroe (you have to be over 40 to remember him).
Barney Bear would be David Beckham, slow but good at what he does.
Monty would be Piglet, scared of everything.
Bonnie would be Kate Moss, skinny, cute and been in trouble!
 
Is there a male version of Paris Hilton? As that would be my horse. He looks good, can sometimes perform well, has diva strops and is tall and skinny. He also loves little ponies and likes to be surrounded by them like minions.
 
Olympic would be a cross between Russel Brand (especially with that fuzzy mane
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) and Daffyd Thomas with a touch of Victor Meldrew.
Allie would be.....actuall, I'm not too sure about her
Storm would be somebody like Dawn French
Missy.......................Vicky Pollard!
 
Hmmmmmm.....

Maloo - Mrs Doubtfire (loves ponios will whicker to anything small!and does have a rather large girth!)

Song - Got to be one of the James Bonds (I'd say Sean Connery giving my age away, but B would say Daniel Craig) as he is soooo damn good (and knows it)

Goggles - hmm difficult one as he is such a nutter!! possibly Billy Connoly (you never know what he will do next - one minute serious - the next off the wall!)
 
Paris Hilton...
Beautiful in a flashy obvious kind of way, not all that intelligent, completely self interested and an utter tart!
 
QR: dont have a horse so cant comment but thought it was funny during badders when the interviewer asked princess anne who toytown would be if he were a person and she very bluntly said "No i dont do that."
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