I'm also making an official complaint...

My lawyer will be able to track down all the people who have been mean to me and tell them off, he is Superman when he's not doing his 9 -5 lawyer job (changes in a phone booth and everything!)
 
Actually, you have two replies now. Which is 100% more than you had previously - result!!!
 
i want to complain because i'm on a diet and everyone keeps passing about cookies and popcorn :(
who do i complain to???
oh and i replied to your thread so you can be quiet now :p
 
posie_honey said:
i want to complain because i'm on a diet and everyone keeps passing about cookies and popcorn :(
who do i complain to???
oh and i replied to your thread so you can be quiet now :p
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:eek::eek: can you actually get fat on threadcakes??!??!????!!! No wonder my butt couldn't fit in my trousers this morning...
 
right i'm going to ask a numpty question.
because i've been living under a rock all my life, who is fumanchu? all i know about her is that she got banned? is she an evil witch or something?
:rolleyes:
 
Popcorn is good for you so quit complaining about about the popcorn getting handed round these threads! It's all low cal, low fat, low sugar, low salt, organic fictious popcorn...what more could you want! ;)

I'm off to view the grovelling response to my other thread, still need to get a gilet and if the HHO people don't help me I'm defintiely calling my lawyer! This isn't an empty threat or a cry for attention, honest.
 
jodie :) said:
right i'm going to ask a numpty question.
because i've been living under a rock all my life, who is fumanchu? all i know about her is that she got banned? is she an evil witch or something?
:rolleyes:
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A few seem to think so clearly!! If you have a few spare hours, do a search on threads and you'll peice it all together...

oh and have a jaffa cake and some hot chocolate to keep you going.. :D
 
Silverspring said:
Popcorn is good for you so quit complaining about about the popcorn getting handed round these threads! It's all low cal, low fat, low sugar, low salt, organic fictious popcorn...what more could you want! ;)
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i don't like unsalted popcorn.....

:p

*runs and hides before silverspring throws something at me*
 
Silverspring said:
Popcorn is good for you so quit complaining about about the popcorn getting handed round these threads! It's all low cal, low fat, low sugar, low salt, organic fictious popcorn...what more could you want! ;)

I'm off to view the grovelling response to my other thread, still need to get a gilet and if the HHO people don't help me I'm defintiely calling my lawyer! This isn't an empty threat or a cry for attention, honest.
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I'll stop quaking in my boots now...

Please can I have some of your popcorn? Is it toffee flavour?
 
tallyho! said:
A few seem to think so clearly!! If you have a few spare hours, do a search on threads and you'll peice it all together...

oh and have a jaffa cake and some hot chocolate to keep you going.. :D
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*heads off into HHO archives to search out fumanchu ;)*
hmmm... jaffa cake :D
 
Sorry i ignored you, I was having lunch.
To save you time I'll just summarize the usual HHO advice.
1 Give it time - give it plenty of cuddles.
2 Go back to basics
3 Get rid of the three ringed gag
4 Don't do parelli
5 More turnout.
6 depending on your age - chocolate or a bottle of wine

daily chocolate fudge sundaes will cure most things
 
Salt is available to add to the popcorn for those that don't worry about blod pressure :p

Thanks for the suggestions digger66 I'm going to try them all at once, I'm sure my head shy parelli horse will love being cuddled by one arm while my other arm is busy drinking zee wine and eating the chocolate (I'm old enough to have both!)

Poopymoo - be quiet, no one cares what you have to say! ;)
 
digger66 said:
Sorry i ignored you, I was having lunch.
To save you time I'll just summarize the usual HHO advice.
1 Give it time - give it plenty of cuddles.
2 Go back to basics
3 Get rid of the three ringed gag
4 Don't do parelli
5 More turnout.
6 depending on your age - chocolate or a bottle of wine

daily chocolate fudge sundaes will cure most things
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you forgot one...

if in doubt - dont rug - ESP not in spring summer or autumn - its cruel and unnatural and horses do not need rugs at these times of the year - and anyone who rugs must be making their poor horse unconfortable and sweaty
 
tallyho! said:
Actually, you have two replies now. Which is 100% more than you had previously - result!!!
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They're only doing that so they don't get sued!
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posie_honey said:
you forgot one...

if in doubt - dont rug - ESP not in spring summer or autumn - its cruel and unnatural and horses do not need rugs at these times of the year - and anyone who rugs must be making their poor horse unconfortable and sweaty
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No she forgot another, the most important, most proffered piece of advice on HHO:


Change Yards At Once!!!

:D:rolleyes:

The answer to everything don't you know ;)
 
I have come on the forum to take my mind off choc,popcorn biscuits and hot chocolate.
Why are you so cruel :confused:
got to raid cupboard now....................................
Bang goes the diet and its not my fault,I was pushed into it :eek::eek:
 
digger66 said:
Try the distraction diet Smossy. You can eat what you want only after 30mins ironing.
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Irioning :eek: whats a tumble for then :confused:

Going to poo pick field will have to take a nice piece of choc brownie with me,to calm my nerves now you mentioned the I word :D
 
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