I'm also making an official complaint...

Ironing? What is that?? Horsey people don't do ironing... that's what OH is for (or daughter/mum/gran/friend/ironing shop)

;)
 
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"Ironing? What is that?? Horsey people don't do ironing... that's what OH is for (or daughter/mum/gran/friend/ironing shop)"

That is precisely why you will lose weight.

Rowreach I didn't think of moving yards because we keep our horse at home. I am the unbearable YO.
 
digger66 said:
Sorry i ignored you, I was having lunch.
To save you time I'll just summarize the usual HHO advice.
1 Give it time - give it plenty of cuddles.
2 Go back to basics
3 Get rid of the three ringed gag
4 Don't do parelli
5 More turnout.
6 depending on your age - chocolate or a bottle of wine

daily chocolate fudge sundaes will cure most things
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Genius!! I love it. I am going to use this in my next answer to and Advice post an just add to it, delete as appropriate. I love it :D
 
Booboos said:
Silverspring? Silverspring??? How could you not be PrincessSparkle anymore? I feel betrayed, confused and litigious.
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I know :( I blame the new forum for the forced name change :( I actually I blame HHO for only giving 3 months worth of warnings that an email was required to keep your username in the move. Actually, now that I think about it, I might just take legal proceedings against this forum for trademark infringements. I am the real Princessspark1e, there can only be one! Hehe...I'm now thinking about popcorn.
 
bay_beasty said:
Genius!! I love it. I am going to use this in my next answer to and Advice post an just add to it, delete as appropriate. I love it :D
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Don't forget to add 'get the saddler out'!! :)

I relaly really really want popcorn now! My local supermarket doesn't do it... now where can I get popcorn... ??





Oooh, I found rolos, they'll do :D
 
Katikins said:
Don't forget to add 'get the saddler out'!! :)

I relaly really really want popcorn now! My local supermarket doesn't do it... now where can I get popcorn... ??





Oooh, I found rolos, they'll do :D
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Er...the cinema? How stupid are you?! ;) hehe now I want rolos! Damn you, they will be more difficult to find than popcorn! I have a natural probiotic yogurt - I'm sure that will hit the spot?!
 
Katikins said:
Don't forget to add 'get the saddler out'!! :)

I relaly really really want popcorn now! My local supermarket doesn't do it... now where can I get popcorn... ??





Oooh, I found rolos, they'll do :D
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Has anyone mentioned "Call the Vet" "Change your Vet" or "Change your Farrier"? all these of course must be in bold!

Katikins C1000 does both sweet and salt....and where in the name of arse are you buying Rolo's in Holland?
 
Chavhorse said:
Has anyone mentioned "Call the Vet" "Change your Vet" or "Change your Farrier"? all these of course must be in bold!

Katikins C1000 does both sweet and salt....and where in the name of arse are you buying Rolo's in Holland?
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She has many visitors from the UK, someone will have taken her the rolos. I know when I visted I had a suitcase full of skips, wotsits, mcvities, cadburys etc luckily I managed to shop enough when in Holland to fill the huge space left by the lack of chcolate on the return flight!
 
Silverspring said:
She has many visitors from the UK, someone will have taken her the rolos. I know when I visted I had a suitcase full of skips, wotsits, mcvities, cadburys etc luckily I managed to shop enough when in Holland to fill the huge space left by the lack of chcolate on the return flight!
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That would explain it! thought for a terrible minute I had been missing out badly!

We do exactly the same when we visit the UK, but we stop off at Tesco and Fill the boot of the car:-)))
 
its all your fault
YES it is my jodphurs.................... to tight

How am I surposed to diet,
I have asked very very nicely early on and ironing was suggested.:eek: went into shock ,had to eat sugar for nerves

Came on just now
Oh god
its popcorn
rolo's
more chocolate

Stress stress stress cant we eat slimming bars or apples :confused::confused:
Will throw dummy out :D:D:D
 
*walks in with bowl of banana fritters and ginger ice-cream*

Afternoon all!!

Wots occurin?
 
I havent even bothered my arse to read this thread BUT I know your all picking on me in it.

I`m going to complain. I`m sick of you lot........
 
guido16 said:
There you go, picking on me again...

Two....
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I'm only picking on you because you were showing signs of neglect similar to Silverspring.

I consulted with the official HHO safety checklist (thanks digger66):

1 Give it time - give it plenty of cuddles.
2 Go back to basics
3 Get rid of the three ringed gag
4 Don't do parelli
5 More turnout.
6 depending on your age - chocolate or a bottle of wine

daily chocolate fudge sundaes will cure most things

also did rugs, teeth and back and still couldn't put my finger on it.

sooooo... all I had to hand was a fried banana. Better than nowt :D

Now, where's your manners or you don't get any :D:D:D:D;);)
 
1 Give it time - give it plenty of cuddles. - my horses wouldnt
cuddle me, none of them - selfish gits
2 Go back to basics - how do you know I was in the "simple"
class at school?
3 Get rid of the three ringed gag - what goes on in the bedroom
STAYS in the bedroom...
4 Don't do parelli - Surely they are the gods? Thats
the cult handbook says......
5 More turnout. - Its getting a bit chilly out here now
and my horses are making a right
mess of my house...
6 depending on your age - chocolate or a bottle of wine - only ONE
Bottle????????

Know wonder I get picked on.
 
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