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I'm here and I'm feeling VERY SORRY FOR MYSELF.

I went to the pub ALL ALONEY ON MY OWNY. Because my darling dogs decided that they would go for a little walk.... FOR SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS. Cue me having a complete heart attack because I was supposed to leave work at 3 having washed three for cubbing, walked hound puppies etc etc etc... and at ten to three when he phoned, they still weren't back.

Soooo... after lots of phone calls which mainly involved him making soothing (and somewhat sarcastic) cheery uppy "don't worry, Mole isn't dead he's just a ****" noises, my mother made him a cup of tea and held my mare for him. He then called AGAIN to tell me that I'm an arse and he could tell I was having a panic about Mole and the fact that I'd messed him around, and that I should stop worrying 'cause he wasn't pissed off at all.

This is all fine and dandy, but I didn't get to do any wafting

On a brighter note, he rang yesterday to tell me that he'd be with me at 3 (which he could have put in a text, but didn't ) and we chatted for about half an hour... after which he rang off by saying "love you long time" at which point I had a raging dither attack and turned into the blushing blob creature from planet idiot.. and said "GUFFAW.. BYEEEEEEEE" in my most spectacular idiot voice.

My mother also did some digging and has decided that he talks about me rather a lot, and knows far too much about me to be a totally uninterested person... he has also decided that we're all going out for drinkies (him, me, fit flat mate) soon.

So my next farrier snaring opportunites are either next Thursday when he comes to do two sets, or sometime at the end of this week when he and fit flatmate come to pick up a horse they're buying from us...

I LOVE HIM AND MY DOG IS A POO.

I require an ENORMOUS amount of sympathy, and if you would like to add me on facebook you're more than welcome to, but you MUST tell me I'm beautiful and bound to snag him soon. (Actually... only say that if you mean it, I don't want any false hope. I feel like I should be in Sense and Sensibility falling over in the rain and doing a lot of sobbing).


POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
 
awww....as soon as I saw this I had to read it! I read somewhere people asking how you got on and was pulled in to the romance of it all!

it sounds like you are going to get your man!
 
Interpreter's book?! For what my dear?!

My dogs went awol because they are KNOBS. Kilda whispered sweet nothings into Mole's ear and led him away from the others... and then they ran off into the woods for seven and a half hours.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
Beg your horse to lose a shoe and then you see him again :)

Today as you didn't make it he would of missed you which will help him realise that he likes you very much :D
 
AAHHH... my Mole is my dog! I think he could tell that I'd gone past the "I hope he gets hit by a very large truck and some hillbilly eats him" stage and had moved on to "oh my lady gaga I'm never going to see my Mole again....".... so was being all lovely and calmy downy!
 
Starzaan said:
On a brighter note, he rang yesterday to tell me that he'd be with me at 3 (which he could have put in a text, but didn't ) and we chatted for about half an hour... after which he rang off by saying "love you long time" at which point I had a raging dither attack and turned into the blushing blob creature from planet idiot.. and said "GUFFAW.. BYEEEEEEEE" in my most spectacular idiot voice.


POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Ha ha ha ha, i just love that. Do you keep going over it in your head and cringing:D

Sounds like you gunna get your man though!
 
Now I'm confused...

I've given up playing hard to get, 'cause I'm not. I'm well easy like ;)

If life was fairytaley, he would have driven out to comfort me.

But no. He sent me a text about Hitler instead.


WOE IS ME.

A LOT.
 
Is this the hotty farrier? What's happening? I've missed something. Last time I heard about hotty farrier you were just swooning over him and now you're going out for drinks. Tell me, tell me, tell me!
 
No don't tell, yerm do tell, Yes but, No but, I'm not going to get much sleep tonight. So why are you drinking on your own and why aren't the dogs slobbering all over you because they went awol with out permission:cool::cool::cool:
 
You don't want to know about the Hitler text!! :D


I didn't drink alone.... I didn't even drink... I just went to the pub, said hello, picked up my stuff, and then left! How rubbish I am.

The dogs who ran off are so tired they can't even think straight.... one didn't even make it inside and is asleep in the feed room, and the others are all outside in the orchard playing "chase the pears down the hill when they fall off the tree, then run back up and do it again".

I am being a sad old woman and sitting here thinking about how much I want to jump the farriers bones!
 
Ok, too epic for me to read all that now, it's nearly bedtime. I shall save it for work tomorrow. Hehe.

From what I've quickly seen it seems like you're in there though. My farrier does not do stuff for free or buy me cakes!
 
I shan't go to bed, I'll be far too busy feeling sorry for myself and apologising to my legs for fake tanning them into oblivion for no reason!
 
I have bene watching from the wings Starzaan and its all sounding very promising :D

None of my farriers would have ever brought me cake or chatted on the phone for half an hour!

Good luck, I am avidly awaiting the post announcing..... maybe not wedding bells yet but certainly about the morning after the night before ;)
 
Look Starzaan, get off your skinny arse and practise that welly dance! Just think how stupid you would look if you forgot the moves halfway through?? Doesn't bear thinking about. In fact, you may even GUFFAW loudly or snort or something.... *shakes head in shared shame*
 
Oh don't! I'm in the DEPTHS of DESPAIR and feeling very sorry for myself.

OOOHHH how I long for the morning after... actually... I'm more up for the night before ;)

GUFFAAAWWW
 
oh Lord! dratted dogs, aint that just bloody typical! still, i feel it in me water that hes as disappointed as you at not seeing u today so all is not lost. i sense hes at home right now panting over ur FB pic (assuming u have one lol)

No need yet to slip, weeping in sorrow, into a misty lake with ur gown floating around u as the camera pans out, this guy is deffo interested, id bet my last tub of B & Js on it. ;)
 
Oh Sod it!! You clearly have got it bad. So slinky Jods;) low cut top and try for the Katie Price Look (errggh) and Botox, but I still say ask his advice about you thinking of getting another horse and can he recommend one and as they say take it from there:cool::cool::cool:
 
Well that's all very well and good but I was rather hoping to be swept off my (BROWN) feet this afternoon.

Instead I sat in the rain thinking of my mother having all the fun looking at his (particularly lovely) bum...
 
Erm, I'm going to have nightmares tonight and bottoms comes to the fore:o:o:o:o:o. Pull yourself up girl, chin and bust out, tum pulled in. And I still say Bromide in cocoa:D:D and I'm going to take a couple of sleping pills and listen to my Whale songs
 
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