I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!

Well ACTUALLY I think you should throw away the whale songs, sod going to bed, and go and tell my farrier to get his arse over here.

Sharpish!
 
I would I would :D:D,but who is the gorgouse person and can I go to bed as the sleeping pills are kicking in and the Whales are calling and just hoping no nightmares of brown feet and bottoms:eek::eek: Take the BROMIDE you know it makes sense:D:D:D
 
I'm starting to think you're trying to tell me something with all this BROMIDE.... should I know what you're on about you mad person?!?!

This gorgeous person is quite possibly Richard Phillips' farrier.... and is ALL mine thank you. If you would just remind him of this (or even tell him in the first place!). Or just whack him on the head and tie him up.
 
I'm definately off to bed. Tell him yourself you silly biddy if he's that loooverly and next time make sure the dogs are shut up somewhere safe:p:p:p And are you sure that your mother didn't let them loose as she seems to be the one who had the chance to see his loooverly bot.:cool::cool::cool:
 
Echo Bravo said:
And are you sure that your mother didn't let them loose as she seems to be the one who had the chance to see his loooverly bot.:cool::cool::cool:
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oooo how fiendishly cruel that would be!
but it has set me thinking...WWJCD?
(for this thread What Would Jilly Cooper Do?) cos put all these Staarzan/farrier threads together and we almost have a book :p

Now i reckon in one of her plot lines she'd have u tapping him on the shoulder, cupping his face in ur hands and, well, snogging the gob off him as we say in Yorkshire

but... iv decided to intervene and send him an 'add as friend' request on FB so, if he accepts (altho doubtful due to scary stranger stalking etc etc) i shall send him a message explaining the seriousness of the situation and how he is in danger of not seeing the Welly Dance(tm)in its full glory, nipple tassles and foof-fan included

oh and btw Staarzan, an appropriate response to 'me love u long time' is 'for twenny dollah me love u back' NOT squeaking like a hormonal boy who's voice is on the edge of breaking :p
 
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thelwell_girl said:
Exactly! What the heck IS this bromide?!/QUOTE]

from Wiki - It was rumoured in particular by British troops during World War II that bromide was regularly added to their tea to reduce incidence of erections for males.

I assume it would have a similar dampening of sexual urges effect on women :p
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You are all horrendous... but you HAVE made me smile....

I'm off to do some welly dancing... ALONE... STILL....

But perhaps one day he'll do the only decent thing and snog MY gob off. I don't care how much any of you harpies screech at me, I shall NOT be making the first move. He has balls, he can do it. I am merely a tiny little welly dancing woman... no first moves here ladies!
 
Well...

1. BAD DOGS
2. He said he luuuuurves you! (longtime...)
3. You are going for a drink with him!!!!!!!!!!!
4. So what are you sulking about?
 
Starzaan said:
This gorgeous person is quite possibly Richard Phillips' farrier.... and is ALL mine thank you. If you would just remind him of this (or even tell him in the first place!). Or just whack him on the head and tie him up.
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Doesn't he have a girlfriend?! :confused:
 
Sometimes you have to be....... obvious.......Subtlety doesn't always pay off! (I don't mean welly dances and tassles, lovely as I'm sure they are!) Make sure you are last on his rounds...... invite him to look at horse in another stable....... stable set with hay bale and cloth, fizz, any amount of small,delicious temptations (;)), and a heap of strategically placed rugs to *** sit *** on! Who says romance is dead? Oh, and NO BLOODY DOGS!!!!
 
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