I'm doomed!

[Auslander]

I had to stage an intervention, as two of the gremlins have expanded beyond what I consider acceptable. They are shut in the pen with soaked hay in hay balls for the forseeable, while their skinny little friend has the run of the attached 2 acre paddock.
I will be sleeping with one eye open...

 

[View]

What have we told you about living dangerously?

 

[McFluff]

Was nice knowing you …

 

[Auslander]

What have we told you about living dangerously?

I like to live on the edge!

 

[SEL]

Been nice knowing you!!

 

[Snow Falcon]

And worse still there's a notice on the gate calling them fat!!

I'd set a tripwire up around your bed.

 

[Auslander]

And worse still there's a notice on the gate calling them fat!!

I'd set a tripwire up around your bed.

We have a feeder up there - she lives in one of the houses, and cannot be trusted not to sneak carrots to anything that looks at her longingly!

 

[Snow Falcon]

I know that feeling. I play that game with the field owner. She feels sorry for them, I don't!!

 

[babymare]

Bye. Just watch your back because they will be watching

 

[ElleSkywalkingintheair]

How you survive continues to amaze me

 

[cauda equina]

Be afraid - be very afraid!

 

[Aperchristmas]

How long do we think it will take before we hear about Auslander being shetland-dump-tackled to the ground?

Just in case anyone isn't familiar with the shetland dump tackle, it's when a disgruntled, or just plain excited shetland pops its head underneath you and runs off, flinging you up into the air. Very effective.

 

[Fjord]

Are you still alive?

 

[View]

Are you still alive?

oh this is the best response yet! I have just spat coffee all over my keyboard

 

[Ratface]

I have a deep-seated feeling of anxiety whenever I'm anywhere near to a Shetland. I can always see their minds ticking over along the lines of "How can I maximise this situation to my advantage . . .?
I'm sure that the fact that I was flattened by one when I was four has nothing to do with it . . .

 

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

I have a deep-seated feeling of anxiety whenever I'm anywhere near to a Shetland. I can always see their minds ticking over along the lines of "How can I maximise this situation to my advantage . . .?
I'm sure that the fact that I was flattened by one when I was four has nothing to do with it . . .

My username says it all..... your worry is fair.

 

[Annagain]

Aus, if you can read this will you send us a sign please? It's been 4 hours since Fjord asked if you're alive. I'm genuinely worried about you now.

 

[Kunoichi73]

Still no response...

Should we call the Emergency Services? Although, I'm not sure which ones...

 

[Auslander]

I'm alive! They seem to be quite enjoying mooching round in the pen - and they think the hay balls are rather fun. Not sure they've realised that their hay intake has reduced by approx 50% yet.
They were made to go in the school and run round this afternoon. Ivan thinks it's the best fun ever. Wills was livid, but not with me, as I was conspicuous by my absence, for safety's sake.

 

[Auslander]

And here's a treat for everyone. Dear little Duncan coming down to the house for breakfast. Bless his little pogo legs!

 

[Fjord]

Glad you survived! Duncan looks quite sweet, it's almost hard to believe they are little demons in disguise.

 

[Auslander]

Glad you survived! Duncan looks quite sweet, it's almost hard to believe they are little demons in disguise.

Duncan completely missed the memo about how to shitland. He is the sweetest, kindest pony I think I've ever met!