Improving capitalism skills

[Caol Ila]

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/19/...tion=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

My two-year old and my twenty-seven year old can tell you so much about yourself as a person and as a leader. The two-year old actually likes everyone, so you can hang out with her for a discounted $999.00. The twenty-seven year old is far more discerning, so for a more intense enlightenment experience, I charge the full $1,044. The psychic messages you will receive probably include the location of carrots. If you are open to equine psychic messages, you will have the carrots to hand.

 

[MidChristmasCrisis]

I’m speechless...

 

[Keith_Beef]

I couldn't find the energy to read through the whole of the article...

 

[ycbm]

? well if people are stupid enough to pay them, I guess they deserve it

 

[Widgeon]

I couldn't find the energy to read through the whole of the article...

Agreed. However I did enjoy the laughing photo of "the becalming force of Scott Strachan and Kelly Wendorf, the founders". I would also be a joyous becalming force if I had a bunch of people each paying $1000 for a two hour session communicating with my horse.

I am slightly disappointed in the NY Times....but perhaps this is just classic New York-ery for you.

Anyway thank you Caol Ila for making me laugh!!

 

[dogatemysalad]

? well if people are stupid enough to pay them, I guess they deserve it

Ah, that would be Hollywood royalty like Bette Midler and liberal corporates such as Microsoft and North Face. Any surprise?

 

[Keith_Beef]

Ah, that would be Hollywood royalty like Bette Midler and liberal corporates such as Microsoft and North Face. Any surprise?

For people earning enormous amounts each year, $1000 might only amount to a quarter of an hour's work. For somebody on a more reasonable salary, a quarter of an hour's work might bring in £5 to £10... Hanging around with a horse for a couple of hours for £5 seems not too steep.

 

[Parrotperson]

What do you charge if you don't currently have a horse but have a parrot?*


*asking for "ahem" a friend obvs ??

 

[Cowpony]

What do you charge if you don't currently have a horse but have a parrot?*


*asking for "ahem" a friend obvs ??

Even more, because the parrot can actually tell the clients what a great leader they are. You the owner just needs to teach it the appropriate life-affirming phrases

 

[Parrotperson]

Even more, because the parrot can actually tell the clients what a great leader they are. You the owner just needs to teach it the appropriate life-affirming phrases

Fantastic! Ive had the b****r for nearly 20 years and he's yet to earn a penny. ???

 

[teapot]

It's nothing new - you'd be surprised how many corporate enquiries I had in my last job and in my new one.