IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG

[CorvusCorax]

Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six immigrants wearing Cameron tee shirts, four Liberal Democrats wearing Clegg tee shirts, two rappers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, and three rioters.
FOR THE LAST TIME...MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE

 

[Cinnamontoast]

*like*

It is cos he looks well 'ard.

All 'ard dogs are automatically male, obviously.

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

PMSL!

Is it 'coz he iz black?

 

[Shutterbug]

LOL

 

[Changes]

Ahhh hahahahaha!!

 

[alliebaxter]

hi he sounds a super sort whats his stud fee? lol

 

[soloabe]

I think i need to breed him with my poodle.

 

[comet&joe]

is your dog for sale ?

 

[Naryafluffy]

Sooooooo putting that on my facebook status (will probably get it removed for breaking some sort of policy though)

 

[MurphysMinder]

 

[Native Speaker]

Gaaaaaahhhhhhh.........

 

[MiJodsR2BlinkinTite]

LOL! Love this!

Umm, has your hound any "relatives", i.e. siblings, cousins, half-brothers/sisters, sire or dam, great-sire/great-dam, that would be, shall we say, "ready willing and able" for stud/breeding purposes?

Sounds a bleddy good dog!!

 

[keeperscottage]

Just LOVE it !!!!!

 

[Ranyhyn]

GOOBOY!!!