Charmin
Well-Known Member
...If I jump my mare into the paddock with the lovely coloured stallion down the road and have an 'accidental' foalie as a result.
I know his name so foal would even have name on passport and not be ridiculed for being a bast*rd child.
I know when his owners come down to check him so could time it perfectly, plus my mare can jump five bar gates (as proved when she took off that one time...)
They shout to each other over the fence, I think it's cruel to keep them apart and the foal would be so lovely

I know his name so foal would even have name on passport and not be ridiculed for being a bast*rd child.
I know when his owners come down to check him so could time it perfectly, plus my mare can jump five bar gates (as proved when she took off that one time...)
They shout to each other over the fence, I think it's cruel to keep them apart and the foal would be so lovely