Is there a market for.........

[WoopsiiD]

.......redundant PC mums???
Bubs has bowed out of the horsey world to concentrate on her swimming and schooling!! LOL-she is 7 for goodness sake and already talking about Uni. Somewhere out there my REAL child is waiting for me to find them...anyways....
For Long Term Loan/Sale to right home.
One PC mum. Still green as only spent a year on the circuit. Has ridden, groomed and shown in past so needs bringing on. Is quick to learn and eager to please. Would suit a complete novice. Is good with tears, tantrums and is first aid trained. Has been out at pasture for a while so needs bringing back into work to build up fitness. Makes a great picnic and is very organised.
Comes complete with own picnic hamper, flask, first aid kit, camera and PC handbook.
P.O.A

 

[BeckyX]

Tbh if i was younger i would snap you up!! i seriously to think there is a maket for this i reckon you will find an adorable child with pony, with a troll of a mother!! good luck

 

[VioletStripe]

Oh me me me!! I need a(nother) PC Mum! I go through them like wildfire xx

 

[misterjinglejay]

Can I adopt you, please?

 

[Cliqmo]

There is a real business opportunity there!! Soo many un-horsey Mums who would just love to palm off their little darlings on a willing PC Mum!!

 

[WoopsiiD]

I'm willing, ready and able lol!!!
Her Daddy Darling takes her swimming as I'm scared GreenPeace will try and save me or the Japanese will harpoon me for 'scientific research!
So now all I do is sit in the house talking to the cat.

 

[thinlizzy]

me ! Im middleaged , does that count ?

 

[WoopsiiD]

LOL
Maybe I should change ad...
General Dogsbody and willing equine slave for sale or free to good home!
Can plait, hold horses for hours while you walk course/get drunk/fill face.
For sale as no longer required due to owner giving up.
Comes complete with never ending supply of wet wipes/useless advice/ham sandwiches.

 

[Chestunutmare!]

can I have you please my momma wont take me because shes tight and my daddy withdraws me from classes if the pony is a moose in the warm up- and he doesnt have a clue about anything to do with horses. when can you come

 

[MrsMozart]

Hm. D1 would probably take you on like a shot

Then again, I think I could do with a mother figure... I usually need someone to press various parts to make sure they're still connected, or to ask me if I know where I am *looks back at ad to see if medically trained*. How are you with 16.3hh of chestnut Dutch Dumblood mare??? Are you very, very strong, i.e. can you give me a leg up/hold onto the stirrup on the off-chance I have to haul myself up? At the moment, the most pressing question is, can you drive? Do you like hot chocolate? When can you start??? I think my darling husband would remortgage the house to get a break from the horsey stuff

 

[reindeerlover]

Mememememeemeeeee!! How much are you? I'm 31 in a week (eek!) is that too old?