Is this pony to fat?? CC please!!

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Some really mean people have said my pony is very over weight, but i dont believe he is!
I do worry he is a little stiff in the limbs and neck, but i think he is the ideal weight for his size!
Do i need to worry??
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Isn't he cute, ugly and all, the judges are bound to place him first.
But, Make sure you get his teeth checked, he can't eat ALL the 5 feeds a day you give him if he can't chew well. Don't forget ad lib hay, and feed him plenty of carrots by the hand to prove to him you love him. He'll sure to give you love bites back!

Oh, and when you ride him, make sure you weigh less than 6 stones, he wouldn't want to work too hard carrying more than that or he'll lose condition!
 
Fools Motto said:
Oh, and when you ride him, make sure you weigh less than 6 stones, he wouldn't want to work too hard carrying more than that or he'll lose condition!
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How very rude, I am 56 bajillion stone and ride a pony of 11hh. I ride very light I'll have you know! :p Fii, I am more than willing to show your pony for you if you'd like? I think we'd be well suited. :D
 
Oh lovely, that sort is a good weight carrier! Very sought after... You should put him on dragon driving, but only if he is broken and under 18 months old.
 
tallyho! said:
Oh lovely, that sort is a good weight carrier! Very sought after... You should put him on dragon driving, but only if he is broken and under 18 months old.
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He is a little older than that, but i am sure nobody would know if i told a little white lie about his age!
 
I can't believe no-one has picked up on the fact that you admit you have kept him in a box for years-you are beyond cruel and should be reported to all the welfare societies who will of course immediately ensure you provide him with a bigger cardboard box and daily turnout in a larger imitation field and a My Little Pony for company.....
 
He needs his mane hogging feeding kilos and kilos of build up cubes then he needs to be entered in a plastic cob class.
 
Would you put him to my mare please? I think they'd produce lovely foals. However, she is over 45 years old, do you think that would be a problem?

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Fii said:
Butt ugly!! How very dare you!! He is a fine specimen of his breed!!

He isnt rugged, but he has been in a box for years, he may get grubby if let outside!! :D
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Fii said:
He is a miniature Plastique pony, of the P pending line!
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Do you know how many Plastique ponies die as a result of over stroking???? Do you, DO YOU???? You might keep him in tip top condition in his box, but you are cruel and heartless because I say so, therefore all stroking of Plastic ponies should be BANNED. These poor ponies are over produced and bought and exchanged for pleasure....therefore not just stroking but all production of these ponies should be BANNED NOW...i'm running off to start a petition. AND i shall be sticking my fingers in my ears if you saying anything to disagree with me...
 
I'd have him tested for Cushing tbh, he seems to be very puffy above his eyes.

Also have you been at his feet with an angle grinder?
 
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