Is your car messier than your horse's stable?

My car may not be the dirtiest or the smelliest, but it ain't clean either! I managed to hoover out the hay the other day, just so that OH doesn't see I've been using it as a feed transporter! My kids add to the mess, and we often find the odd loose smartie or lolly wrapper slowly becoming part of the car! lol
 
I got stuck in a thick clay passing place last night. Took me 5 minutes of wheel spinning to escape. You have never seen a car as bad as mine this morning. I'm almost embarrassed to drive it. Tried picking one of the giant clots off the front this morning but it was frozen solid. :D

Inside is unbelievable. Four kids and horses + a lazy b*itch when it comes to hoovering the car out = well.... use your imagination. Defies description.
 
My friend took my car in to MOT and service it at the weekend,he very kindly cleaned it for me aswell as it was covered in mud and i got a text 2 ask if i kept my horse in my boot with all the hay :o
It is covered in mud already :( my stable on the other hand never has a piece of straw out of place :p
 
Well put it this way, when my car had to be scrapped(more expensive to fix than it was worth :eek:) I had to clean it and it took 2 hours! And we got 3 bin bags worth of horsey stuff out of it and 3 of rubbish! You name anything horsey it was in there! Except the horse of course :D

To add insult to injury, we bought Elizabeth a car to learn to drive in and she had the nerve to say she did not want any horse stuff in it!:eek: Which is a cheek considering the majority of the stuff taken from mine was hers! :rolleyes:

You know your car smells of horse when you offer colleagues a lift and they all say they will drive!
FDC

ETA Elizabeth is very fussy about the stables!
 
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Lol:D mine is filthy too only gets washed and mucked out when OH gets sick of the mess and does it! It's our only car so he has to do it when we go out and the mother in law complains when she has to get in it! It's a working car :p
 
I hoover, dust and wash mine most weeks. I can't stand it being dirty. It's black, so it looks dirty quite often, lol! I spend quite a lot of time in my car and I like it to be clean and tidy. This thread is making me feel like I must have OCD.....
 
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