**************ITS A RANT OFF!!!************

[f_s_]

What about....

" a vile woman beat my horse to a pulp with a carrot stick!!!"

 

[MrsMozart]

y'missed the my horse has lami but never mind rant

 

[MrsMozart]

oh, and the i can't ride my horse for six ******* weeks rant.

 

[TheBlackMoth]

Oh and my horse seems to have lost a leg - have holes in it's back - and open sores on it's face and it barfing live frogs .... should I call the vet ... rant.

 

[Tormenta]

And then it's the I didn't take your advice and call a vet rant, my horse is lying in the field and feels very stiff, should I still call the vet or try mouth to mouth rescusitation?

 

[golddustsara]

Don't forget the teen angst post of 'my friend is bitching about my riding'...

 

[BSJAlove]

hey, i feel left out here! god you all know nothing. i know it all

make a rant out of that one hehe!

 

[NewHeights_SJ]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes a breath* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That is all.

 

[MrsMozart]

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes a breath* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That is all.

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that hurt my head

 

[MrsElle]

I don't normally rant but I would like to ad to the list:

'Snooty, snobby horse owners/riders who have had everything handed to them on a plate and look down at us mere mortals who have to work for a living and don't have £50k horses to play with'

Rant over

 

[CorvusCorax]

How much will you pay me to read another How Much?

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Ooooooooo - can I add the 90% of you know nothing about horses and shouldn't own them rant?

 

[Donkeymad]

I'd like to suggest a rant about rants, as I got ranted at recently for mentioning the number of rants going on

 

[CorvusCorax]

I'd like to rant about Little Donkey getting ranted at for mentioning the number of rants









(Something like that?)

 

[molly7886]

My rants would be:
pot hunters
people who knock down practice jump & leave it for someone else to pick up
people who put practice jump up too high & leave it there when they've finished
multiple horse riders pushing in to the jumping order when you've timed your warm up & are ready to go
people who stand chatting in the collecting ring taking up precious space

That'll do me for now!
PS MrsElle...I think thats just plain envy!!

 

[Kenzo]

sorry I have no ranting material neither, I am at peace and just feeling the lurve

hmmmm oh yeeeearh * does a BB halfwit impression*

 

[RLF]

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Eye rally needz a rant a boot tha bad spellin an grammer on dis forum

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eye no, dems sum tick basturds on dis forum

 

[RLF]

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My rants would be:
pot hunters
people who knock down practice jump & leave it for someone else to pick up





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oooooo you have hit the spot, those people do my shed in, IF YOU KNOCK IT DOWN PICK IT UP

Don't think that because my OH is standing there watching me he is your personal pole picker upper

 

[The Original Kao]

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Eye rally needz a rant a boot tha bad spellin an grammer on dis forum

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eye no, dems sum tick basturds on dis forum

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PMSL

I finkz datz a gud 1

 

[ester]

oh dear here I go.

1) mobile broad band its rubbish, I already wrote this once 10 mins ago!

2)my flat agents who don't seem to want me to see a bigger, nicer more expensive flat that has come up, having heard nothing about a confirmed viewing despite phoning on monday and wednesday (grumpy phonecall coming in the morning!)

3) people who pull out of things I am trying to organise at the last minute

4) people who think I can sort all of their problems particularly transport

5) People who are just generally mean and horrid to others without cause.

thinks that all for the mo.

thanks poppymoo.

Ezme, think you meant preying not praying too!!

 

[f_s_]

I want a rant about...not understanding text speak on the forum!!!!

 

[The Original Kao]

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I want a rant about...not understanding text speak on the forum!!!!

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I wantz a rant boot peoplz rantin dat dey canny udderstan wat I'm sayin

 

[f_s_]

 

[ester]

tis obveous kao obveouslie cos I cn udderstan wat uz sayin

 

[The Original Kao]

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tis obveous kao obveouslie cos I cn udderstan wat uz sayin

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xactly m8

 

[RLF]

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I want a rant about...not understanding text speak on the forum!!!!

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I wantz a rant boot peoplz rantin dat dey canny udderstan wat I'm sayin

[/ QUOTE ]

dat iz bacus u is scotis en it

 

[CaleruxShearer]

Oh yes I've got a good 'un: how about, when I put a red ribbon in my horses tail, then in the practice ring and they ride up behind me I politley say, "Just to let you know he will kick so stay awway from his back end" and they continue to horse my horses rear end as a stopping mechanism, then finally when my horse kicks out thier mother comes running over to me and comes out with so oh-so-original "You shouldn't take that horse out if it kicks"

Arrrgghhhhh!!!!

Rant over.

 

[The Original Kao]

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I want a rant about...not understanding text speak on the forum!!!!

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I wantz a rant boot peoplz rantin dat dey canny udderstan wat I'm sayin

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dat iz bacus u is scotis en it

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No iz bacus I iz fick en it