jaijai
Well-Known Member
I have finally lost it - totally, completely and officially off my trolley.
At work on Wednesday left it to the last minute to dash to the loo and found myself undoing my trousers as I was walking down the 2 flights of stairs to the Ladies. Completely forgot where I was - thought I was at home (really bad habit of undoing clothing on way to toilet).
Thursday -I left the office tripped over thin air and ended up sprawled on the pavement in newly laid tarmac, covered myself in sticky black goo - yuk.
Today I managed to contain myself and keep all clothing in place en route to loo but emerged with dress tucked in knickers and proceeded to public area of office where I treated all to a view of my cellulite dimpled and ample ar*e!
Family now fear letting me out alone!! Lol -I suppose it can only get better!
At work on Wednesday left it to the last minute to dash to the loo and found myself undoing my trousers as I was walking down the 2 flights of stairs to the Ladies. Completely forgot where I was - thought I was at home (really bad habit of undoing clothing on way to toilet).
Thursday -I left the office tripped over thin air and ended up sprawled on the pavement in newly laid tarmac, covered myself in sticky black goo - yuk.
Today I managed to contain myself and keep all clothing in place en route to loo but emerged with dress tucked in knickers and proceeded to public area of office where I treated all to a view of my cellulite dimpled and ample ar*e!
Family now fear letting me out alone!! Lol -I suppose it can only get better!
