I've become a fluffy bunny huggy NH muppet

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I was walking down the road today on Fergles enjoying the sun and the feeling of spring, listening to the gentle breeze, the birds and the sound of the leadrope round his neck (hi vis neckstrap) gently flapping against his chest, the regular tap tap tap and jangle of the clasp...

Just like a set of rhythm beads :eek:
 
:D:D I think your blueberry stick is far more hench than a carrot stick ;).

Its ok I will replace your nice friendly stick with a beating stick on thursday when I see you and if that doesnt work I will knock some sense in to you with it :D and failing that I will get my fence post.

I have become more of a pony abuser and rode with a schooling whip in both hands yesterday so I feel more than qualified to get you out of this bunny hugger phase :cool:.
 
dafthoss said:
:D:D I think your blueberry stick is far more hench than a carrot stick ;).

Its ok I will replace your nice friendly stick with a beating stick on thursday when I see you and if that doesnt work I will knock some sense in to you with it :D and failing that I will get my fence post.

I have become more of a pony abuser and rode with a schooling whip in both hands yesterday so I feel more than qualified to get you out of this bunny hugger phase :cool:.
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Don't worry, all is not lost yet... When I returned from our fluffy rhythmical ride I decided he'd been a bit rude on the way home (not listening in trot, sticking his ears in my face) so I took him straight round again :D

Have you and Rob fallen out again? You'll be hacking out with that fence post next :D

Grumpy Jewel said:
Did you ask your horse if he was happy with the rhythm?
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Oh dear I even fail at bunny hugging :cool:
 
No not fallen out but every time I changed the rein I had to change my whip over and then I would loose the contact and have to spend ages trying to get it back properly so a basher in each hand seemed like a good solution so I could stop him falling on the inside shoulder and keep the contact :D. Glad to hear you havnt gone completly soft on me just yet :p.

Ha no he has been super to hack recently and has zoomed every where I have asked him :D
 
Look on flea-bay, loads of rhythm beads on there, you can even have them made to your own design :rolleyes:. I'm going to order some that play Queen, Adele and the Rolling stones, not sure what colour to get though :p
 
dafthoss said:
No not fallen out but every time I changed the rein I had to change my whip over and then I would loose the contact and have to spend ages trying to get it back properly so a basher in each hand seemed like a good solution so I could stop him falling on the inside shoulder and keep the contact :D. Glad to hear you havnt gone completly soft on me just yet :p.

Ha no he has been super to hack recently and has zoomed every where I have asked him :D
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Makes perfect sense to me... I can't think why we don't routinely school with 2 whips anyway :confused: Very silly business this swapping hands! :D Aww at least the speshul yellow pony is being good :D
 
carefreegirl said:
There wouldn't be any adverts - that would be plain stupid ;)
Does anyone actually listen to Heart radio - it's banned within a 150 mile radius of my ears :D
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It's all I can get out here in the Landy. As soon as I reach the motorway I can get absolute but until then it's either heart or nothing :(
 
I'm suprised you can even hear the radio in the landy :confused::p

You made me go fluffy and go back to one tonight :mad: ;) although I hardly needed it :D
 
Normality has been restored. Today I listened to the jangling of the pony's curb chain, and there's nothing fluffy about using a pelham unnecessarily on a well mannered pony :D
 
Yes to the beating song :D

Although I would like to retract my previous statment about still being friends with the pony :mad:
 
JFTD said:
HAHA! Now that is totallymy style... And dafthoss's too :p :D
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hit me, Hit Me, HIT ME! :D

Damn song, I haven't heard, or thought about it for years and am somewhat distraught to find that I know every single word and it came out in '78! :eek::o
 
Oh no what's the knobberts done?

mine went superly sexy in his pelham so we're very much friends today, which is just as well as we're going to fall out when he nearly kills me on thursday :D
 
Enfys said:
hit me, Hit Me, HIT ME! :D

Damn song, I haven't heard, or thought about it for years and am somewhat distraught to find that I know every single word and it came out in '78! :eek::o
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I know all the words and I haven't thought about it in years either. I wasn't born til '87 so don't feel too bad - it's just that sort of song ;) (nobody needs to know if you remember it from first time around, just gloss over it :p )
 
Lets just say it started with not being caught :mad: then he had his backside worked off :cool: then we had a discussion about being hosed off because yes he was very sweaty so I was just going to hose off his legs and under his saddle, which resulted in a hole in my knee and I'm sure its turning pretty colours as we speak :mad: so I made a point and hosed the whole pony. Yeah not a good afternoon really but I have plans for pony jail II all new and improved :D good luck escaping that one :cool: so when I come back he will be rejailed.
 
ohhhh dear... he's been living up to his name then :cool: bad knobber...

Perhaps a spell in jail will remind him of his manners. If he spends much more time in there, he could do an open university degree and re-integrate himself into society :D
 
He needs to remember his manners :mad: I dont know what happened to my lovely dope on a rope but he seems to have been replaced with satan and wouldnt even be bribed by food or captured by being penned in by electric tape.

I will tell you my jail plans when I see you on thursday :D
 
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