With the amount of bumps and breaks they get I'd think they'd be better off marrying a nurse! I almost tripped over a jockey on my way in to the race course at Leicester. He was young, small and quite cute and had amazing muscles in his arms. But who wants a man you'd be tripping over all the time
. Sorry couldn't resist lol
that must be where the line falling head over heels in love comes from
yeah, but just think! If they jumped on your back you'd never shake them loose 
There are several jockeys I would like to ride
With the amount of bumps and breaks they get I'd think they'd be better off marrying a nurse! I almost tripped over a jockey on my way in to the race course at Leicester. He was young, small and quite cute and had amazing muscles in his arms. But who wants a man you'd be tripping over all the time
He he! Some of them do have quite big heads I guess
it's my mum whose the tiny one @ 4ft10/11 lol 
They aren't just for Valentines Day, you also have to keep them on the Mother In Law's Birthday! And there does tend to be a Mother In Law attached to most of them. Or else a spoilt younger sister who hates you on principle...>
Love it^They would be portable, I suppose. Wouldn't take up much space about the house either, so you could have an extra dog or two. And you could get them to exercise your horse for you if you were busy or unwell. Plus if you had children, then a jockey could also be utilised to school smaller ponies, as they would be light.
But husbands are a great deal of responsibility! They need food, exercise, hobbies involving model soldiers/computers/allotments, and it can be very difficult to find nice clothes for them that don't eat into your equine spending money
<sorry, am blaming ten plus years of marriage
They would be portable, I suppose. Wouldn't take up much space about the house either, so you could have an extra dog or two. And you could get them to exercise your horse for you if you were busy or unwell. Plus if you had children, then a jockey could also be utilised to school smaller ponies, as they would be light.
But husbands are a great deal of responsibility! They need food, exercise, hobbies involving model soldiers/computers/allotments, and it can be very difficult to find nice clothes for them that don't eat into your equine spending money
<sorry, am blaming ten plus years of marriage
oooh I'd love to do that to my younger sister in law too, she's a nightmare!!!
They would be portable, I suppose. Wouldn't take up much space about the house either, so you could have an extra dog or two. And you could get them to exercise your horse for you if you were busy or unwell. Plus if you had children, then a jockey could also be utilised to school smaller ponies, as they would be light.
But husbands are a great deal of responsibility! They need food, exercise, hobbies involving model soldiers/computers/allotments, and it can be very difficult to find nice clothes for them that don't eat into your equine spending money
<sorry, am blaming ten plus years of marriage
