Just A Racehorse Name Quiz... :)

AprilBlue

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this is just for fun.

if you had your own racehorse, what would you call it?? i would call mine : Velvet Pride.
i don't know why but i really like that name:D
what about you people???
 

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I like 'Full Moon Rising' for a racehorse, sounds quite inspiring :D

(Just googled it and theres already one called that:eek:)
 

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I have named a couple in the past. Soul Sista was one and Valentino Swing another. They both ran in England. The mother of SS had a half brother named Funksoulbrother and VS was out of Best Swinger.

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I'd call one 'The Favourite' and I'd call the other 'Hundredtooneshot' . The naffest one would be The Favourite and the one most likely to win or do well I would call Hundred just to confuse the hell out of commentators and punters alike :-D
 

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I do Creative Writing at uni, for my final assignment last year I wrote the first 2 chapters of a novel based on racing. The racing name of the horse in my novel was Only If.

My friends have a share in a horse (they own about one hoof ;) ) That horse was already named but if they get one entirely of their own they want to call it No F In Chance. Not sure that would be allowed though :D
 

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I like Given Time, or for something a bit sharp Sit Tight
I know someone who wasnts to start naming horses after ACDC songs, Highway to Helll anyone?
 

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I came up with Betty Spaghetti and decided to Google it. Turns out that there is a doll in the USA called this. Still think it's a great name for a race horse though :)
 

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EKW I can't quote on my phone but my last boy was called The Ringer which from googling it I think is a similar joke!
I'd go for Lucky Jazz I think. Or where d'yallgo
 

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Hoof Hearted - read quickly...... Who Farted
Ice Melted - read quickly...... I smelt it

Other than that......
Rubbish
Somebody Elses Husband

....... "and hear comes Ruby Walsh riding Rubbish"........ yadda, yadda, yadda
 

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I have thought about calling 'my horse' Sods Law.
Or for commentators nightmares, something like Idontknow, or NoIdea

''I don't know is in the lead and No idea in second..'' :D:D
 

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Someone I know used to mock horses for having show names as well as normal stable names & used to call my old mare 'Grandads Left Slipper'. I know it's really odd & random but it always makes me smile & I think it'd be a really cool racehorse name. :)
 

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A James Corden classic - Hoof Hearted (makes me giggle every time)

There's actually a farrier in our area who has this written on the side of his vans :D

I like -
Chuck Norris
Smooth Operator
Back In The Day
Busy Cliff
Spoon Tractor
Banana Wedding
Terror Crayon
Sushi Mask
Nylon Potato
Disco Biscuit (I know it's a naughty reference to the drug-scene, but hey! It sounds great!)
Angry Bird


So on and so forth....... Ah the mind of a crazy person.
 
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