Just for fun... Descirbe your horse in a humerous manner.

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Tango ginger and proud,
When mucking will follow you around the stable pretending to observe your mucking out skills whilst at the same time discreetly trying to mug you of any food you may have hidden in your back pockets, up your sleeve, even down your jumper. And should you be exhausted after this she will gladly take a mouth full and empty all over you ensuring you really do get your half of the water bowl to cool down. Ensuring you get your daily exercise particulary on days where you cannot be bothered she will trot you down to the field in half pass whilst showing off to all the gedlings.

Such a loving horse.
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Suave sophisticated gentleman, only seen at the best of locations, likes to keep himself in trim and view himself in arena mirrors. Does so not do getting his feet wet and expects his staff to carry him over puddles. Knows that his backside never looks fat in whatever he is wearing.
 
Tom is a pony trapped in a horse's body, you should be aware that people only exist for paying him attention, and that plastic bags in any situation are only for providing him with food.

Ron is typical teenage bloke. likes cuddling up to the girls, won't kiss or cuddle his mum if anyone else is looking, and would rather spend all day in bed than get out and do anything useful.
 
Show cob with pony length legs, not athletic in any way, but totally trustworthy and loyal, a bit like a dog really. Will do anything for food including eating you if you stand still long enough. Very handsome but not very intelligent, will allow you to put anything you like over his eyes but will not tolerate sheepskin touching him anywear.
 
George
Rugby prop that thinks he's a gymnast. Knows himself to be the most handsome dude on the planet. Will do anything for a banana. Knows everyone loves him and happily loves them back!

Also thinks a herd of cyclists have only 1 intention - to eat him alive!

Whisper
Princess perfect!

Tom
Walrus x woolly mammoth
 
Daffy Taffy!! A proper safety first merchant where no 1 is concerned, everything has to be thoroughly inspected, sniffed at, snorted at, spooked at (beware the waving buttercup), and occasionally pawed at - he will do this with everything from a new dandy brush to a new person, nothing is allowed near until it has his seal of approval :-)

He also goes through phases of viewing 2 legged beings as the devil incarnate and requires bribery to get anywhere near him - he does this on average about every 5 months for about a week (he's going through this phase this week!) and then returns to normal - maybe its male PMT or something and thankfully not as frequent as the female version!
 
Aging rebel who thinks he's 17.2 rather than 15.1. Master of whinnying adorably, repeatedly, and in your ear, whilst waving a front leg and making big puppy eyes ... then biting you if you don't feed him. Has been known to levitate when faced with an umbrella, but is strangely fond of orange diggers. Loves to jump at high speed, or sometimes just stop near jumps at high speed. Likes a tidy stable so will clear up any mess you leave around (for example those rugs you keep hanging over the door) .... I could go on
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Single bay male with a pretty face and great hair, not tall and a little round, but very fit, expresses his funky side by wearing spotted socks on hind feet. Enjoys the finer things in life, such as gourmet dining, scratchy brushes, cuddles, long walks in the forest, and dressage to music. May be small, but will keep up with anyone!

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Bit of a Dude with a split personality.

Can be the most sensible cardigan wearing guy in the world and at others slips on a Hoodie and becomes Kevin the Teenager.

Loves anything which can be played with till it breaks, has destroyed numerous rugs , has attempted to put on own saddle by picking it up and swinging it around by the girth strap.

Has to put everything in his mouth just in case it is actually edible, anything that proves not to be edible is met with a succession of faces showing his contempt and disgust.

Totally impatient with food normally eats on 3 legs and approaches all feeds like he has never seen food before. Has destroyed a feed ball by stomping on it until broke to get at the food inside as it was quicker than rolling it around the stall!

Loves Lick-its but hates the day after when he has to have the sugar chiselled of his chest.

Has developed a great line in pathetic RSPCA poster poses especially when outside in rain and snow so that innocent locals stop and give him the “ahhh poor horse” treatment!

Comes over as a brave boy but is in fact a total wuss the scenario normally goes “yeah yeah go on if you are hard enough” followed by “ Noooooo don’t kill me” when growled at.

Since injuring foot has developed a new skill of raising his near hind up above your head if approached with a hoofpick and holding it there, went a bit awry when I forgot to tell the New Farrier of this latest obsession.

Has learnt the ability to do cute!
 
Cappy
Huge ginger giraffe . Ripper of rugs. Embarrasser of owners. Extremely intelligent, this is not always a good thing!. Vainest horse in the world, loves pampering then going and rolling in the school!

Demands his treats on the hour, every hour.
Been known to throw brushes at owners when he feels he is being ignored.

Not a novice ride, due to being nappy one minute and very forward going the next.Can do a beautiful piroutte and turn on the forehand, especially when he wants to head home.
Hates schooling, loves jumping well tbh more like demolishing, has taken out both jump wings and the instructor because can't count to four to sort out feet.

Hates any weather colder than 60 degrees, doesn't do rain, wind or snow. Is an expert at looking depressed whilst standing at a gate waiting to brought in.

Vain, blonde and dizzy, hey I own the horse equivalent of Paris Hilton!
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Fany
the horse equivalent of a couch potato, lazy laid back and loves her food. Horse hoover, will suck up anything, been known to stick her head in the sawdust bucket and try to eat it.

Flirty beyond belief, flashes her tail at any passing boy.
Horsey equivalent of Jordan!
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Flash is the type of horse that if human would carry a slingshot or pee shooter in his back pocket to impress his friends but would never be brave enough to use it!

The equivalent of a teenager who lives for food “he is a growing boy you know.” Just someone forgot to tell him the only growing he will do is outwards from now on!
Has a mum who is praying one day he will lean that throwing his designer clothes all over his bedroom floor is not acceptable, and yelling “ IM STARVING” at the top of his voice and kicking doors while his food is obviously being prepared in front of him is just plain rude!

Does all his homework to his best ability but would never admit it to his mates…
And at parties is always trying to chat up the brunette girls… but fails to realise that as one of the shortest boys in his class… he is viewed much more as best mate material rather than boyfriend material!

Great at the Jumping parties… mortified when he touches the poles… to the point of throwing a paddy in annoyance at himself! … imagine not landing that ‘kickflick’ at the skate part… he would die of embarrassment!

In private would help anyone… and is a sensitive soul…looks after his little friend and his granny but in public has to keep up the “big I am” façade!

Loves his mum (as long as she feeds him)… but kisses are a big NO NO!

Dream job would be a builder as he has always been handy with a brush, hammer and any other tool out of the box.. specialty would be “helping” to fix fences. Even as a toddler was found sitting in the bucket of a digger… must be fate!
 
K would be a city banker. Arrogant, vain, good looking, rude and a bit of a t()sser to those that don't really know him and some that do. Would go to all the best parties, drink champagne and laugh at other people. Wouldn't be very brave unless he had to be but would rather someone else went first. His bathroom cabinet would be full of face creams, moisturisers, tweezers and aftershave.

He would have staff that he would most likely be rude to but enjoys chatting to his main house-keepers OH as he is a fun guy. He would only eat the best and do it slowly and god forbid anyone tried to nick his food, as he doesn't really like to share anything. He would wear expensive suits that get laundered for him and would have the first button or two undone in an attempt to look a bit dashing.

Sport wise he would play polo as it is expensive but he wouldn't really be much good at it but all his mates play and rugby is too rough and the chances of getting hurt are too great.

He would think he is more popular with the ladies than he actually is but does have a soft spot for a feisty Naomi Campbell alike model, he's a bit scared of her but would never admit it.

And that ladies is my boy if he were a person. I love him really!!
 
Godzilla

Attack trained, vicious moddy gelding. Will attack you and then look sweetly at you for sweeties. Crazy jumper, enjoys nothing more than leaping over fences, 5 bars etc to entertain crowds of screaming kids.
 
If he were to be asked his own opinion of himself, he would probably go along these lines:

The sexisest Welsh Cob you will ever meet. Only surpassed as sexiest horse ever because of the grey mare down the road... *drool*.

Most talented. At anything. Ever. Can jump from 3 strides out.

Modest.

Hobbies: Likes to make his people look like fools. Will act the fool himself if there is a treat involved, or if he thinks nobody is looking. Does Horse Of Authority Impressions: Forest Ranger being his favourite. Escapism. Food.

Intelligent, loveable rogue. Is currently leading the field in research wih a Thesis entitled Best Way To Evade Rider When Riding On Open Land.

2008 Champion Speed Likkit Eater. Disqualified from further competitions for cheating.

Has yet to perfect the innocent look. The stance is good, but a twinkle in the eye always lets him down.

Guard of all things MINE. Mine mine mine. Yours? Bog off, its mine now.

Owns right of way over everything, including people.

Has two pet humans. Solely there for the purposes of Food and Entertainment.
 
Joe Black.....

Short (
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) Dark, handsome and a Mare Magnet - all the ladies love him, and he'll love the ladies right back given half a chance!

Smooth, calm, chilled and easy going and will do anything for a carrot
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Desi...the grey (gelding)...a bit Quentin Crisp...hugely effeminate- in fact the farrier- who has been shoeing him for the last 4 years always calls him 'her'
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. If he were a cartoon character would be the Pink Panther- complete with smoking jacket and cigarette holder. Who dear? Me dear? How very dare you.....
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Very loving and lovable but a complete prima donna.
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Toby...the highland.
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AKA 'Special Needs'....has an IQ of about 3. Will walk through and fall over anything...even his own feet. Very lovable and quietly stubborn....in fact, nice but dim.
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Storm...OH's mare.
Quite simply....a fat slag. Has trashed 2 rugs this week whilst out in the field entertaining the boys in the middle of an ice-age.
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wills - a massive slapper, ginger and proud, pony stuck in a 16hand horse body, will bugger off out the door the moment you turn your back type. house proud, home bod, slighty podgy but who isnt.

darcy - filthy dirty greedy pig, but a lovely one.

baby wills - Trouble, dislikes water being in its bucket, or anything being in a bucket for that matter - so any items must immediately be tipped on the floor, then trodden on usually.
 
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