Just for fun HHO's ideal yard made up of HHO's

FionaM12 said:
:o You have the right to squat on him...? :o:eek:
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Oh no, this just reminded me of my favourite ever comment on here - you know, the one about Brad Pitt, and I just did a proper laugh at my desk (I'm an accountant so this is not a usual occurrence) so now everyone knows I'm not working :o

I've got excessive Easter excitement and I would love to be at a livery yard with a licensed bar please :D
 
Why go to bother of getting licence ? Bring your own and pay a 5p corkage charge - there's a way round everything :)

Brad Pitt's eyes are too close together for my liking. George Clooney for me (but I am 40 and three quarters)
 
Right. As I started the wine topic. ONLY my yard has wine. Now lets see who wants to join. Blackhorse. Why are you at the front of the line. . . And as for what the yard looks like. Who cares! We wont. Not after a few wines. .
 
Im at the front because you have been neglectful and my glass i now empty!!! Im calling the RSPWD (Royal Society for the Protection of Wine Drinkers) :P
 
Hang on! I gave you a full box of pinot about half an hour ago! Wino! Instead of a thread saying "liverylivery stole my rug" it will be " livery stole my wine and. Ended up face first in muck heap. Drunk. . Again. . "
 
guido16 said:
Right. As I started the wine topic. ONLY my yard has wine. Now lets see who wants to join. Blackhorse. Why are you at the front of the line. . . And as for what the yard looks like. Who cares! We wont. Not after a few wines. .
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That's probably why UK yards are failing so miserably... no wine bar.

However, I claim excloooosive rights to Sherry, cheese and biscuits. Oh and celery sticks n mineral dips.

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I think it's proper to have beer on yards so, I claim excloosive rights to some beer too. Brewed right here from all the unwanted barley :D
 
Thats fine tallyho. I will do the gin and vodka aswell. Question is. Do we sacrifice the tackroom or a stable for the bar? Or do we just have minibars next to each stable? Although going by blackhorse. Hers would be more of a giant bar. . :-)
 
Actually, Guido, I don't think we need to worry. Check out our yard above... there is room for gin, one for sherry, one for wine drinking, we could even fill the fountain in the middle with champagne for when we get thirsty doing the morning inspection.
 
guido16 said:
Thats fine tallyho. I will do the gin and vodka aswell. Question is. Do we sacrifice the tackroom or a stable for the bar? Or do we just have minibars next to each stable? Although going by blackhorse. Hers would be more of a giant bar. . :-)
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My stable is currently sublet to whetherspoons :D
 
:mad: typical. I've only got vodka. Vodka jelly, vodka slushie, neat vodka, strawberry vodka and highland toffee Shots.

Bet you all want my not hairy clipped within an inch of their lives metal footed cobs now don't you.

Bah. I shall just eat all this lovely chocolate by myself then.
 
Will any of you have yards where Hippo could chase small birds all day? She likes doing that...

I can provide Jaffa cakes, and my OH makes delicious spicy BBQ pork ribs:D
 
tallyho! said:
I'd have a Barefoot Taliban yard!!! :D

Talibans only, no unshod or half shod allowed..... :D:D:D

Only joking all welcome .... If you actually wanted to come on to this yard that is..... because there is not much grass... Only miles n miles of tracks and it would be in sunny Spain!!!
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Not much grass, miles of tracks and in Spain - please can me and my girly come? :D
 
psml at squatting on Antonio Banderas :D I want PaddyMonty on my yard. I'd like him to do that trick that Ollie Townend did with Kokopelli (whose sexy beast would also be welcome btw) - stand in front of jump as I approach. He would definitely not expect the highland to be as turbo charged as he is, fail to get out of the way in time, and I could launch on to him and inspect his manliness in jodhs up close ;)

And if that's not creepy, I don't know what is!
 
JFTD said:
psml at squatting on Antonio Banderas :D I want PaddyMonty on my yard. I'd like him to do that trick that Ollie Townend did with Kokopelli (whose sexy beast would also be welcome btw) - stand in front of jump as I approach. He would definitely not expect the highland to be as turbo charged as he is, fail to get out of the way in time, and I could launch on to him and inspect his manliness in jodhs up close ;)

And if that's not creepy, I don't know what is!
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creepy? - maybe. wrong? - not by my standards ;) :p
 
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