Just for fun: If your horse had a real job...

[CobsGalore]

Just for fun: If your horse had a real job what would it be?

I think my cob would be a bouncer. He'd stand outside a pub pretending to be intimidating, but would end up letting everyone in and chatting to everyone all night. He'd probably end up becoming friends with all the locals too.

Then during the day, he'd probably just slob around eating and being lazy.

What would your horse do?

 

[soulfull]

Bless.

Fi would be a primary school teacher or even special needs. She would be the favourite teacher too. Because she is so gentle, patient and sweet.

 

[Love]

Kenny would most definitely be a con artist!

 

[Equi]

Jago would be a builder, tries to get out of work but gives up in the end and does an amazing job lol
Goldie would be a sweetie shop keeper/baker, can't get enough of the sweet stuff
Thriller would be one half of ant & dec

 

[Honey08]

My mare would be Miranda from The Devil Wears Prada - top of her game, no people skills whatsoever and wouldn't care. My gelding would be on the dole, lazing around all day!

 

[shortstuff99]

Mine would be a princess with a diva attitude....

 

[OldNag]

Restaurant critic.
Or actually I don't think he would actually have a job. He'd just be hanging around street corners.
The kids ponies... both of them would be nannies, looking after various children and making sure they are absolutely OK.

 

[nikicb]

Cam would most definitely be a clown. Or many of the characters that Jack Black plays in films. The nice guy, who tries his best, doesn't always get it right, but everyone loves him for it.

 

[criso]

Frankie would be unemployed and on long term incapacity benefit. Tigger is still a student.

 

[JJones]

Archie would be on benefits I think.
He doesn't like to do much and he's always got back problems.

 

[Mince Pie]

Mine would be a food taster! Any food, he's not fussy... :wink3:

 

[stencilface]

Mine would probably have a dull office job but at the weekends he'd put a skirt on and be called Barbara

 

[CobsGalore]

Mine would probably have a dull office job but at the weekends he'd put a skirt on and be called Barbara

Hahahaha

 

[Tim's Girl]

Tim would be unemployed as he cant be bothered to work most of the time and is quite content to spend his days eating and sleeping.

 

[exmoorponyprincess1]

Mine would be a princess with a diva attitude....

I have two who would fall into this job also!!

 

[Goldenstar]

J would be one of those posh boys who wear red trousers and work in auction houses or posh land agents .
Tats would be a handsome talented actor known for his unusual interpretation of roles think Johnny Depp but nutty.
H the new boy is too young to be at work he would be at uni playing rugby drinking and studying something except he would not be able to quite remember what it is .
Fatty , Fatty would have retired young after having a good idea and earning enough to live in comfort he would spend his time doing stuff he enjoyed and helping people out .

 

[Lottiedots]

Old boy would probably be a pub landlord, he would love standing about chatting all day and reckons he knows everyone.

 

[Mike007]

Bob the nota cob would be a lecturer in a university extolling the virtues of Irish poetry and literature.

 

[majors]

My connie would be an escape artist and no one would ever guess how he does it!!!!!! Jack would be cctv operator has he loves just watching people and not moving much

 

[Mince Pie]

Mine would probably have a dull office job but at the weekends he'd put a skirt on and be called Barbara

Oh God, my mother is called Barbara. Now that's an image :eek3:

 

[Highlands]

Freddie would be a rich playboy... Daisy... Predictable job.... Same day in an out.... Moon... Tour guide! Mars... Grumpy old man and pearl just a nice person maybe a funeral receptionist, polite and professional.

 

[Spencer93]

The welshie would be a school teacher but one of those ones who everyones scared of, one who gets immediate obedience from a class. The sports horse would have been born into a well to do family, went to a private school and would be in a high flying office job at the family firm, maybe at a bank. But he wouldn't be very good at it and would be a disappointment to his family for being to soft and loosing the family fortune through rubbish investments

 

[tinymaze]

think my old boy would be a boxer, deceitful as he'd be short but can keep up with the big boys and he'd have a big attitude but would be old school and have manners as well.

 

[starryeyed]

My mare would undoubtably be some extremely stressy high maintenance model - slim, blonde and leggy but neurotic! Very photogenic but you have a limited number of attempts as she's far too busy and important to hang around posing for the camera and has places to be and socialising to do. Would regularly assault crew members and stylists who take too long but flutter eyelashes when required to melt hearts and wrap everyone around her little finger.
Gelding 1 would be the cool kid who would work part time as a circus performer and spend the rest of his time terrorising everybody and causing chaos but with the best of intentions.
Gelding 2 would live in a hut in the middle of nowhere and would get by by charming people when necessary and possibly dealing in antiques, but really just loving the simple life.

 

[tankgirl1]

Couch potato for sure - he loves his stable sooo much!!!

 

[Dumbo]

Mine would be a pro footballer - competitive, grumpy and arrogant!
But quite good looking....!

 

[pinball]

mine would be the miserable sod who lives in the middle of nowhere who threatens to shoot or set the dogs on anyone who dares go on his land

 

[sandi_84]

Loki would probably have some sort of outdoorsy job possibly catching folk illegally fishing for salmon etc, he's a chilled out kind of guy but he can be a bit bossy when he thinks the girls are doing something wrong but overall he'd be a really sweet person and the people he caught would end up liking him for his friendly manner

 

[Mike007]

If Bob got sacked from his university job he would take up poaching and probably wind up chucking Loki in the river.Edited to add that he would buy him a drink later.

 

[sandi_84]

If Bob got sacked from his university job he would take up poaching and probably wind up chucking Loki in the river.Edited to add that he would buy him a drink later.

Ha ha! I'm sure Loki would see the funny side