Just for fun: If your horse had a real job...

Think the ginger Welsh creature would be one of those people who work for Google where nobody quite knows what their job actually is, only that it exists. He'd have his desk space perfectly arranged in an OCD fashion (probably with numerous stress balls dotted about) at all times but would then slope off to work on a laptop or something in odd places (like outside in the pouring rain). He'd also be an over enthusiastic participant in every sport, society and social event going and would be brilliant in the 10 minutes or so before his next illness or injury (each of which would require several weeks off work). He'd be that guy who desperately wants to be everyone's friend but has no clue about appropriate social behaviour / boundaries!
 
Probably a hair dresser or personal stylist... He's a delicate flower.

Sims would be something like a park ranger! And Solo... Louis Spence, whatever his job description is!
 
Big Red would be a slightly intimidating school teacher who would soon become a firm favourite with all her students.

Little Red would be a model, probably like Naomi Campbell. She would appear aloof and unfriendly, not be adverse to kicking off at people and throwing a hissy fit. She would expect people to worship her, despite her attitude, and secretly wants to be loved but doesn't know how to let people in.

Mini Red would be tramp. She would live on the fringes of society, trusting no one but knowing she needs others to survive.

Big Bay would be a shelf stacker in Tesco.
 
Angel would be a very grumpy school teacher.
Savannah would be an unemployed mother of 5 kids by 8 different dads, wearing white platforms and getting drunk on Bacardi and coke.
Prycie would be an army drill sergeant.. Non commissioned of course, got there by rising through the ranks. Don't anyone else DARE step out of line.
And Joe would be a pro surfer with long dreadlocks and a "whatever" attitude.. He'd probably smoke a fair bit of weed.
 
Mine would be a member of a boyband; very pretty, huge hair, prefers having an audience and tends to show off and strut his stuff much better in front of a crowd. Behind closed doors he's a bit of an argumentative teenager and enjoys the odd vice (haylage) when allowed it on a very rare occasion but needs to be careful not to overdo it!
 
Rupert is managing director of the firm. He's getting on a bit now, he 's planning to retire soon and spend his days on the Algarve, playing golf, drinking gin with his chums and doing the Telegraph crossword.

Lucy, an elderly redhead, has been his secretary for many years. She really should have retired years ago but she can't seem to let go of the reins, plus she's secretly in love with Rupert and his fiercely protective of him. Her temper and bossiness are legendary. She spends her evenings either playing online poker or writing her memoirs.

Scrumps, the office boy, is the bane of Lucy's life. He's cheeky, rude, ill mannered and she'll smack his bottom if he makes that silly face at her one more time. He's also insatiably greedy, and can often be found in the stores cupboard eating something he shouldn't. She blames the parents of course.

The office girl, Rose, wishes she'd never applied for the job, she'd rather be down the precinct with her unemployed mates, drinking cider, smoking fags and having a laugh. Scrumps makes her life hell, he keeps trying to undo her rug and lick her knees. Gross. Innit. Lucy tells her off all the time and Rupert's all stuck up and won't talk to her. She spends all her lunchtimes in the toilets, crying and texting her mates.
 
Billy would be a rebellious Teenager that refuses to get a job! Lays about making a mess and never washes. Maybe would also have about 4 girlfriends on the go.
 
Definitely a builder. He was so fascinated by the work going on in the yard when he was on box rest last summer that it became a standing joke that he was learning how to do it himself. It was great de-spooking work too as by the end of it, he wasn't bothered in the slightest by drills, heavy machinery or hammering.
Then he'd be off for a pint of Guinness but only one.
His mate, on the other hand, would probably be a policeman. He sorts out fights in the field and is a bit grumpy in appearance but actually quite a nice chap.
 
Snicks would most likely be a rockstar. He loves nothing more than all eyes on him, being adored and showing off his manly qualities. :D He would probably have a side job as a some sort of scientist or a nature photographer, as he is always into exploring, trying to work out how stuff works and fascinated by going out on trails.
 
Mine would be a shop girl on Saturday's. She'd spend the rest of the time hanging about town in a hoody because she hates school. She'd probably get caught shop lifting nail polish or something, but wouldn't get into trouble because her mums friend is a policemen with a habit of bending the rules.
 
Nugz would be a camp psychologist, but like one in a film - where he makes the right "uh-huh", 'hmmm' and "how does that make you feel" noises, but would be checking his nails/iPad/horoscopes or pretending to write but actually doodling flowers. In the evenings and weekends he'd be found serving cocktails while flouncing *cough* mincing *cough* around :D
 
Currently claiming sick benefits....

Actually I think he would be some sort of talented actor or athlete but not quite big league. You know the ones with loads of talent, loved and adored my many but lacks people skills, is a bit of a insecure, neurotic diva and is desperate to be friends with people.
 
one of mine would be a clown in the circus or maybe a street performer and the other would be a detective or maybe a counsellor, he's inquisitive, takes no nonsense but is fair when dealing with situations! :D
 
Bud would own a nice burger van, you know a posh one with all the good standards.
He would be a jovial character who obviously eats quite a few of his own goods!
 
Mine would be the sort of person who had a lot of potential and very intelligent but through it all away with a bad attitude so now works at McDonald's.

Just kidding he's lovely really just needs an arse kicking every now and again, when he applies himself hes amazing.
 
gala said:
Rupert is managing director of the firm. He's getting on a bit now, he 's planning to retire soon and spend his days on the Algarve, playing golf, drinking gin with his chums and doing the Telegraph crossword.

Lucy, an elderly redhead, has been his secretary for many years. She really should have retired years ago but she can't seem to let go of the reins, plus she's secretly in love with Rupert and his fiercely protective of him. Her temper and bossiness are legendary. She spends her evenings either playing online poker or writing her memoirs.

Scrumps, the office boy, is the bane of Lucy's life. He's cheeky, rude, ill mannered and she'll smack his bottom if he makes that silly face at her one more time. He's also insatiably greedy, and can often be found in the stores cupboard eating something he shouldn't. She blames the parents of course.

The office girl, Rose, wishes she'd never applied for the job, she'd rather be down the precinct with her unemployed mates, drinking cider, smoking fags and having a laugh. Scrumps makes her life hell, he keeps trying to undo her rug and lick her knees. Gross. Innit. Lucy tells her off all the time and Rupert's all stuck up and won't talk to her. She spends all her lunchtimes in the toilets, crying and texting her mates.
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Haha that's brilliant!

They could start their own soap opera!
 
Haha! I am loving this thread and would love to particiapte but i don't yet have a horse :(

so....can i add my dog instead? just this once?....

She is a Dalmatian and would most definately be an over enthusiastic Aerobics instructor! i can see it now.... " Wag those hips, shake your tail...and bounce...bounce" :D

thank you :)
 
Peri would be an agony aunt or a supernanny

Tavia would be a teacher

Belle would be a supermodel and complete diva

Fly would be a child genius alongside being a naught teenager.

Vandal would be a born again hippy, he is only 2yo but soooo laid back.
 
Talking of dogs, my eldest girl is a stay at home mum with a very spoilt daughter. Daughter can't possibly find a job and lays about at home leading her mum a 'dogs' life.
 
Fred would be a professional footballer - very good looking and at the top of his game, but a complete drama queen and very delicate! He would also love himself more than anyone else could!
 
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