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Went down to do the horses freezin my knackers off, arm still in cast. Morris had broke out again, had to chaise him back in the field little ***** kickin out while I chased him back in. Then got baby oil in my eye doin their feathers let me tell u that stuff hurts :(

To top it off car wouldnt start so had to get my brother to come n get me .


Why did I bother to get up today
 
Don't worry I had a similarly rubbish day! Firstly my sister's horse got loose on the yard and when i tried to catch him he flattended me against a mound of stone/sand chipping stuff.

My mare then had a really sensitive belly so i had to keep an eye on her but luckily she was fine this afternoon. One of the chickens at the yard was breathing very funny and not herself so i had to try and get her back to the henhouse in the dark and it was hard cause she didnt want to be picked up.

Then my sister's horse had a strop when i was giving him his treat ball and decided to get his way he was going to chomp on my arm... so now i'm in pain with an arm i cant move :/

Fingers crossed tomorrow is better :)
 
Swear horses know how to be frustrating, in the summer I had a week off so planned lots of hacks.... Week before he developed a large Windgall so could only do walking down the lane hacks all week....

Doesn't stop the knobber charging round the field because he didn't want to be caught though did it :mad:
 
Your car wouldn't start??

We have just been sat on a main road, in the dark, jump starting a transit from a Micra! Took longer to find out how to open the Micra bonnet than it did to start the transit.
 
It's been a day for it.

My guys however are the only things keeping me sane I swear. [well minus one. He's in the dog house for the immediate future till the time comes when I can actually have a ride on him again!]
Stressed out as anything at the moment [Damn xmas to hell!], and all I need is 5 seconds seeing my horses nicker and have a little hug, and worries gone, for a short amount of time anyway. Don't know what I'd do without them.


ETA - our pickup drastically failed the MOT with amazing colours this morning :p So walking it is! Luckily our haylage guy is coming over this way and bringing our bales we normally go and get every other day, which is kind of him.
 
Yeh most of mine keep me tickin over Morris just picks bad days to somehow escape last time the fat ***** cleared stock fencin .. To eat the posh Liveries multi coloured lawn ....
 
Rileyboy said:
Haha ! Oh bet tht was funny to watch lady ( sorry to hear tho) ;)
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Was even funnier when we realised the Micra was so close to the transit that 6 months pregnant daughter had to climb in the passenger door and over loads of stuff to start it... swearing loudly every inch of the way.:D
 
Haha! Wel compared to you lot mine wasnt to bad a partialy disables Irish bloke chasin a fat Fartin Shetland who is tryin to kick him into a field...
 
Rileyboy said:
To eat the posh Liveries multi coloured lawn ....
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all like some posh lawn...... esp. when it isnt ours! added hoof prints give it that extra little something!

car trouble..well...where to begin???? internal light failure! - even the indicators have gone, the handbrake no-longer works and the boot and back doors have locked themselves and can't be opened :/ ......... if we didnt own horses it could all be fixed :) but it just about started this morning!!!
 
TandD said:
all like some posh lawn...... esp. when it isnt ours! added hoof prints give it that extra little something!

car trouble..well...where to begin???? internal light failure! - even the indicators have gone, the handbrake no-longer works and the boot and back doors have locked themselves and can't be opened :/ ......... if we didnt own horses it could all be fixed :) but it just about started this morning!!!
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have you checked the fuses? and the indicators is normaly a burnt out relay.
 
''God T haha ! Sounds about done in''

haha, im learning to drive in it atm! examiners gona have a shock when testing me......ill be sticking my arms out the windows when i go round corners/rounderbouts :)

lee1984 said:
have you checked the fuses? and the indicators is normaly a burnt out relay.
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i am a girl......... your lucky i even no what an indicator looks like! but ill pass that along! any particular fuses/relays????? someone may be able to find it/them......somewhere ;)
 
TandD said:
''God T haha ! Sounds about done in''

haha, im learning to drive in it atm! examiners gona have a shock when testing me......ill be sticking my arms out the windows when i go round corners/rounderbouts :)



i am a girl......... your lucky i even no what an indicator looks like! but ill pass that along! any particular fuses/relays????? someone may be able to find it/them......somewhere ;)
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look for the burnt out 1 in the fuse box, dunno what motor you got so couldnt tell you
 
Oh I had an equally bad day. I'm on leave from work til 2nd Jan now as saved up all my leave. Decided to do some work with the little one (it's 14hh at a push). This pony has been sat on, walked and trotted round the school and done NOTHING wrong. So today I decided to take her out long-reining in the lovely sunshine. All was going well until we got close to the primary school (think village school with about 30 pupils) and the kids were in the playground screaming, shouting and doing what kids do. Pony decides it's the most terrifying thing she's ever heard or seen and decides she doesn't want to go. She gets a gentle reminder on her bum and proceeds to double barrel me whilst reversing at me. She then managed to turn and get herself wound in the long lines. I untangle her and decide that I will just lead her past the school. She's having none of it. Eventually after 10 minutes, she drags me past and all is well. Then after a while we head towards home. I can't get her even near the school. She reverses, barges me out of the way, backs into a hedge - like right into it - almost through the other side. I was 5 minutes from home at this point. It took me an hour to get her past. A bloody hour. It's the strongest pony I've ever known. I will never moan about the nappy TB ever again. And you know when you've dealt with something really badly, that's how I feel - I just dealt with the whole situation appallingly. Not my proudest moment of horsemanship!

I then went to Asda to buy sellotape, with the intention of wrapping Christmas presents. Can I find the bloody sellotape - can I hell. I also bought flour to make mince pies - can't find that either. I've lost the back door keys too.

As we're talking about cars, my seatbelt won't release so sometimes I can't get out of the car.

I'm starting to wish I was actually at work.....
 
Holly Hocks said:
Oh I had an equally bad day. I'm on leave from work til 2nd Jan now as saved up all my leave. Decided to do some work with the little one (it's 14hh at a push). This pony has been sat on, walked and trotted round the school and done NOTHING wrong. So today I decided to take her out long-reining in the lovely sunshine. All was going well until we got close to the primary school (think village school with about 30 pupils) and the kids were in the playground screaming, shouting and doing what kids do. Pony decides it's the most terrifying thing she's ever heard or seen and decides she doesn't want to go. She gets a gentle reminder on her bum and proceeds to double barrel me whilst reversing at me. She then managed to turn and get herself wound in the long lines. I untangle her and decide that I will just lead her past the school. She's having none of it. Eventually after 10 minutes, she drags me past and all is well. Then after a while we head towards home. I can't get her even near the school. She reverses, barges me out of the way, backs into a hedge - like right into it - almost through the other side. I was 5 minutes from home at this point. It took me an hour to get her past. A bloody hour. It's the strongest pony I've ever known. I will never moan about the nappy TB ever again. And you know when you've dealt with something really badly, that's how I feel - I just dealt with the whole situation appallingly. Not my proudest moment of horsemanship!

I then went to Asda to buy sellotape, with the intention of wrapping Christmas presents. Can I find the bloody sellotape - can I hell. I also bought flour to make mince pies - can't find that either. I've lost the back door keys too.

As we're talking about cars, my seatbelt won't release so sometimes I can't get out of the car.

I'm starting to wish I was actually at work.....
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what do you mean it wont release? is the button getting jammed? try abit of wd40 or silcon spray down in the slot, failing that if that dont help it, get another from a brakers yard.
 
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