knickers! i rode in my thongs, read this and weep for me!!!!!!!

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jesus GOD above
there are no words
i have become pain
and shall be forever known as Jane Wayne
i will never be able to sit down properly again and will have to buy a whoopy cushion from Argos
i have discovered a new skin tone and have called it Riders Wedgey White
i will have to ask HO to pluck M&S cotton fibres from my a*se for the next month

do i need to continue?!!!!

the woman i was riding with for the first time this morning commented on my unusual riding style, yes, i whispered weakly,.
i call it 'thonging'

morning everyone!!
 
Someone I know asked me at a show if I had any spare underwear with me as she knew I kept a change of clothes in the landy for days when it rains. luckily for her I had an older pair of granny knickers as she had decided to ride in a thong for the first time to stop her having a vpl. she was not in a good way :D you have my sympathy if your nether regions are chaffed but at least it does not sound like they are bleeding like she was. thongs are evil creatures for many riders :D
 
Haha! And I was annoyed yesterday at riding in pants that fell down inside my jods!

Thongs are things of torture. I'd wear no pants before I wore a thong, they are pointless!
 
A friend of mine never wore anything BUT a thong to ride in, a proper cheesewire, and had no problems at all. I did a few times just to see and it was ok, no different from any other pair. I do admit to having had a pair of lucky knickers though that I wore to every single show, even when there were more holes in them than a swiss cheese. I just crossed my fingers that I wouldn't end up in hospital when I had them on because, really , they were a bit of a disgrace :)
 
I only wear thongs and never had a problem. If I wear anything with a full bottom on them I spend most of the ride pulling them out my arse so if they are ment to be up there its far more comfy I fine ;)
 
I ride in a G string all the time I never wear anything else ever, those big knickers end up wedged in the crack of your bum anyway so I would much rather have a tiny piece of material there to start with.
 
Shady said:
oh my god! do you think there's something wrong with my anatomy then? no good asking HO, he'll just lie!
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I'm sure there's not but I have M&S cotton too and they are fine! So perhaps either the size is wrong or the, ahem, adjustment! It does make a difference in how they are "sitting", excuse the pun...
 
I was told while shopping in a posh undie shop to buy thongs one or two sizes bigger than normal pants to avoid chafing. Always works for me or for shows just ware a pair of tights only under jods then there is no nasty vpl :-)
 
If you can hang up six pairs on the washing line with one peg then they don't deserve to be called knickers and should not be treated as such.
 
I took about ten years off riding and during that time thongs were "invented".

Back in the saddle my instructor had me trotting without stirrups for 40 minutes.

I got home, peeled off the thong, several layers of skin and nearly all my pubes.

*whimper*
 
WindyStacks said:
I took about ten years off riding and during that time thongs were "invented".

Back in the saddle my instructor had me trotting without stirrups for 40 minutes.

I got home, peeled off the thong, several layers of skin and nearly all my pubes.

*whimper*
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i was sooo trying not to mention that i am now also pubelss!! i'm too afraid to look! i could resemble an plucked raw chicken
 
I ride in a thing all the time at home...... No probs, although I agree with an above poster to get generous sizing.

I hate big pants, sometimes the leg seam will cause a bum rub at the top of the leg.
 
Sorry I`m still laughing !! I just couldn't ride in a thong or in fact even wear one, probably why I am still single! M&S big pants all the way
 
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