KY Jelly for willy washing

Just thought I would share this with you all, KY Jelly is the best thing to wash sheaths with IMO. Just done my two boys and the stinky black stuff just fell out! Then rinsed with warm water and a sponge. Took a few mins and no worry about leaving anything up there.

I have to admit that OH nearly left me in Tesco's when I asked do they do it in a tub rather than a small tube. Then turning round to him and saying that 'these sponges will be good for willy washing' not realising that there where people behind me.
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OMFG!!! Thats hilarious!! have just got visions of it not, you going to the checkout with a red-faced OH and ten tubes of KY!!!!
 
Ha Ha...People in Tesco's must have thought you had an exciting evening planned...not sure I have the nerve to purchase the necessary to try your idea though!
 
I used to buy KY Jelly at boots and always asked if they could order in tubs of it, they used to look at me in disgust, and then it made things worse when i used to go in and ask for the biggest bottle of benzine benzoite (spelling) which apparently helps get rid of crabs.

Off course it never helped when i used to crack my large lungening whip at them if they didn't serve me quickly enough (ha ha only joking about the last bit)

The things i used to do for my lot, i'm to embarrassed to walk in and ask for a packet of condoms, but the creams i used to buy for them i tell you ha ha
 
Kao - What do you use the Pile Cream for?!?!?! (Or do you all spend too much time sitting around on cold surfaces nattering to each other at the yard?!?!)
 
Wire brush and dettol seems to work fine, he does dance around a bit though, sqweaky clean when finished, you could eat an ice cream off it
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