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SOOOO excited - I guess they are not toooo wide for me to ride them over. I could take several if, as you say, they are OK with Corn Flakes and the odd cabbage.

Phew.....I am completely overwhelmed and don't really know what to say innit?

Another thing (forgot to say earlier) - I said I had sent you a cheque but I think it may not be cleared, as I have no funds at all in reality....but it's ok innit, if I pay with me credit card ??
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SOOOO excited - I guess they are not toooo wide for me to ride them over. I could take several if, as you say, they are OK with Corn Flakes and the odd cabbage.

Phew.....I am completely overwhelmed and don't really know what to say innit?

Another thing (forgot to say earlier) - I said I had sent you a cheque but I think it may not be cleared, as I have no funds at all in reality....but it's ok innit, if I pay with me credit card ??
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No problemo I take all major credit cards - how many you want then?

PS: Don't forget to send the money init
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Can we breed them?

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Oh certainly, personally I quite like bandy legs in an elephant, so, just get one of each and Bingo - you have a stud. The good news is that they won't need to be breed graded or anything, so you can start as soon as they are home. I have a rather nice Bull who has legs that stick out in all directions - he would make a super stud cos he still has his nadjers
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Mega! You are not too far from me here in East Anglia so......you could keep them with you for a bit until I can get a new credit card innit?

Wot a relief...............I can sleep easy now!

PS. About 6 would be good!
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Wot can I say to convince you that I am a genuine hooorse lover (never had one but...whatever).

You are like me innit and like em lean an' mean....I can tell a you are a like-minded person like wot I am
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you've not convinced me yet, they rnt thin enough. post again in 6 weeks, then ill take them.

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Oh b+gg+r, but see the one on the far right? It is sooooooo thin it needs to go now - if you send the money I can ship immediately
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and this one is so thin it is just a head and half a trunk - he is desperate for a new home
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have you half witted so called horse lovers decided to grow up yet

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wahoo sirena you reeled one in to your post on elephants!
thats elephants AREYOUFORREAL
WE are ELEPHANT lovers!
 
IMNOT SUR IF ZEE TROLL WILL BEE UNREDSTANDIND TH IROONIY
BUUT ITS NO THE PINT WERE IS MI ELEFANT U CROEL HRTLESS PEEPLE
 
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Sorry, they all look far too healthy ....... anything unhandled with three legs, half an ear and a mouth full of broken teeth?

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Well, elephants don't have teeth, I DO in fact have an unhandled one - here he is
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Unfortunately he does have two rather handsome ears, this could be changed if you really want him. He has a sad story, he has been passed from pillar to post, just because of an unfortunate incident with his last owner, it was a b+gg+r finding a coffin 8ft wide and 2 inches high I can tell you. He is a bit of a character but very lovable and playful - send money quickly
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IMNOT SUR IF ZEE TROLL WILL BEE UNREDSTANDIND TH IROONIY
BUUT ITS NO THE PINT WERE IS MI ELEFANT U CROEL HRTLESS PEEPLE

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I will send elephant as soon as you wire the money

Bank details are:

Account Name: Finga Stucke

Bank: Grabbit & Run

Address: Roue Usucker, Franch

Deposit money and elephant wil follow
 
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Sorry, they all look far too healthy ....... anything unhandled with three legs, half an ear and a mouth full of broken teeth?

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Well, elephants don't have teeth, I DO in fact have an unhandled one - here he is
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Unfortunately he does have two rather handsome ears, this could be changed if you really want him. He has a sad story, he has been passed from pillar to post, just because of an unfortunate incident with his last owner, it was a b+gg+r finding a coffin 8ft wide and 2 inches high I can tell you. He is a bit of a character but very lovable and playful - send money quickly
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not nearly sad enough that story, i want to rescue one from the bad bad lorry thats going to be ala carte elephant within the next 24 hrs (less 2mrws miraculous extension)
 
Right, cut one and a half ears off, no stitching wounds please, snap off one of the tusks and beat him with a stick and make him really mad before you send him please

£9000 on its way to you via western union for being so accomodating
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Right, cut one and a half ears off, no stitching wounds please, snap off one of the tusks and beat him with a stick and make him really mad before you send him please

£9000 on its way to you via western union for being so accomodating
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Pleasure doing business emmmm doing rescues with you Fizzimyst, consider it done!
 
Aww they are sooo cyyooot

Hope they haven all gone, can I have one to.

If i don wanna ride it home I spose that if you get it to lose some weight it will be cheeper to ship wont it? cos thats how it works when i go on the airoplane.
 
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Sorry, they all look far too healthy ....... anything unhandled with three legs, half an ear and a mouth full of broken teeth?

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Well, elephants don't have teeth, I DO in fact have an unhandled one - here he is
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Unfortunately he does have two rather handsome ears, this could be changed if you really want him. He has a sad story, he has been passed from pillar to post, just because of an unfortunate incident with his last owner, it was a b+gg+r finding a coffin 8ft wide and 2 inches high I can tell you. He is a bit of a character but very lovable and playful - send money quickly
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not nearly sad enough that story, i want to rescue one from the bad bad lorry thats going to be ala carte elephant within the next 24 hrs (less 2mrws miraculous extension)

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Well temsik you missed this one, have already received payment, you missed a good un. Fortunately I have another one which may interest you, this one is a little more expensive but definately worth it as he is speshul

Iweetoomuch started his life on an elephant farm, he is in the far right in this picture
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He was rehomed but because of unfortunate house training issues (4 drownings and 8 mysterious disappearances) he has been through a string of homes, sadly he has run out of families, literally, we have been unable to trace his last 4 owners, but all seem to have left large steaming piles behind them, one home still had a hot meal on the table, we have never found the owners, just this sad little (actually he is huuuuge) elephant, he is in desperate need of love. Oh one more thing, he is not good with other elephants.

Here is a cute picture of him playing with his brother Ipootoomuch - this was before the accident in which he lost an eye and a leg, bless him.
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Aww they are sooo cyyooot

Hope they haven all gone, can I have one to.

If i don wanna ride it home I spose that if you get it to lose some weight it will be cheeper to ship wont it? cos thats how it works when i go on the airoplane.

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No ester they have not all gone, in fact because of all you beautiful lovely caring suck..... erm people, I can continue to buy lots more elephants so you can rescure them
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OMG - Am I too late? This is so distressing to think that I have missed out on this opportunity.

Mail me pleeeeeese - a disabled Elephant - wowweeee...you were right, so right - wot kudos!
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pmsl! are ipeetoomuch and ipootoomuch destined for the bad bad lorry in the next 24 hrs though? i want to save one from those franch barstewards dinner table, i want an ala carte elephant. preferably deformed with a cute face, do u have such an animal sirena?
 
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cos you got so excited you got one and your troll ran away! we must be lost cause -(thank god, finally!) hopefully sign of things to come

Hope my eliphant dont run away 2. cant remeber do thy come in diff colours, cos all my other stuff is pink I dont have a potting shed, will it fit in the greenhouse for the time being?

(sorry I am really cr@p at this bad spelling malarkey!)
 
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OMG - Am I too late? This is so distressing to think that I have missed out on this opportunity.

Mail me pleeeeeese - a disabled Elephant - wowweeee...you were right, so right - wot kudos!
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Never fear Doris, Ipootoomuch is also looking for a home and I feel he would be absolutely what you are looking for, he has much the same story as his brother Iweetoomuch, and, in fact has always lived with him. Sadly after a particularly playful session, Ipootoomuch lost an eye, an ear and a leg. Again this darling boy deserves so much better, I believe he is made for you. He is not good with other elephants I fear but he has so much to give. He is doubly incontinent but I am sure that will be no problem for a dedicated elephant lover like yourself
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