P3LH
Well-Known Member
I was innocently pootling along yesterday on a 1:1 walk, I try to make sure the trio get some individual time at least once a week.
I noticed that a few people kept staring/giving me an odd look. Assumed it was the ‘you don’t see many corgi’ brigade or ‘CORGI’ screamers. Or possibly because she’d had a bath earlier that day and was for once, clean. A rarity. Kept on going.
After a little while I suddenly became aware that my arm felt very light. She had slipped out of her collar and being the manipulative shrew that she is, had hung back about four feet the whole way so a) she could munch the duck poo and b) I remained stupid and unaware to not curtail her independence.
An elderly gentleman stopped as I popped her collar back on and said ‘did you not know she was off? She’s been pottering behind you since you left the footpath’ that was a good twenty foot ago...clever, clever swine.
Found guilty by a jury of her peers. Sentenced to an evening of quiet contempt. Her mugshot indicates that she no longer fears the British justice system.
I noticed that a few people kept staring/giving me an odd look. Assumed it was the ‘you don’t see many corgi’ brigade or ‘CORGI’ screamers. Or possibly because she’d had a bath earlier that day and was for once, clean. A rarity. Kept on going.
After a little while I suddenly became aware that my arm felt very light. She had slipped out of her collar and being the manipulative shrew that she is, had hung back about four feet the whole way so a) she could munch the duck poo and b) I remained stupid and unaware to not curtail her independence.
An elderly gentleman stopped as I popped her collar back on and said ‘did you not know she was off? She’s been pottering behind you since you left the footpath’ that was a good twenty foot ago...clever, clever swine.
Found guilty by a jury of her peers. Sentenced to an evening of quiet contempt. Her mugshot indicates that she no longer fears the British justice system.
she is beautiful!