Let's just get one thing straight!

[Auslander]

The gremlins have been reunited with the boys today. Pretty sure Alf was reminding Ivan that willy biting would not be tolerated, and any breaches of the rule would result in swift and violent retribution.
Wonder how long it'll be before Ivan chances it...

 

[Auslander]

This was how the last willy biting badness ended.

 

[MidChristmasCrisis]

Ouchy. ...all round!

 

[doodle]

I love watching Shetland vs big horse battles. Friend had a small Shetland and a 17.2 horse. Shetland would make big horse dizzy first by zooming circles round him. Then aim to get his knees. Big horse would then go down on his knees and Shetland went in for the kill!!

 

[Auslander]

Ouchy. ...all round!

Ivan deserved it. Alf did not.
He was having an old codger snooze in the sun, and Ivan crept up and sank his teeth into the poor old mans sheath. He then ran away laughing - until he realised that Alf was coming for him!

 

[Ownedby4horses]

Hokey Moley Ivan, pick your battles! Poor Alf but I’m afraid I did have a little giggle (sorry Alf). ?