Let's play consequences....

[Petalpoos]

a coblet troll popped up

 

[oldie48]

from a long running thread

 

[Petalpoos]

"Why do people buy cobs?"

 

[DD]

because they are so beautiful

 

[DabDab]

Said the blind man to

 

[Fools Motto]

The lady pregnant with triplets

 

[Berpisc]

Who promptly gave birth to

 

[gallopingby]

A Unicorn which was completely

 

[Baywonder]

...confused. Where are my siblings?

 

[Gloi]

The coblet ate them both

 

[Baywonder]

Oh pooh, thought the Unicorn....

 

[Petalpoos]

..forgot about cobs and unibabes

 

[gallopingby]

Ok, let’s think about going

 

[Spotherisk]

On the dodgems or Helter-skelter

 

[DSB]

before they closed down

 

[Spotherisk]

And eat lots of doughnuts

 

[Baywonder]

I feel sick said Unicorn....

 

[DabDab]

Just before projectile vomiting rainbows

 

[Spotherisk]

Which were eaten by a

 

[gallopingby]

Golden Eagle. Being a bird

 

[DabDab]

Who laid a golden egg

 

[Floofball]

Which was so big it........

 

[Baywonder]

Made her go cross-eyed....

 

[Spotherisk]

But she sat on it

 

[Floofball]

And it hatched into a

 

[Spotherisk]

Tree rat and was shot.

 

[Spotherisk]

Oops, maybe that wasn’t very pc...

 

[gallopingby]

The Golden Eagle decided that

 

[Berpisc]

hatching was a mugs game

 

[J&S]

and decided to crack on.....