Let's play consequences....

[Baywonder]

....maybe I can vomit rainbows...…?

 

[gallopingby]

Rainbows are so pretty. Why

 

[Baywonder]

can't I be a Unicorn..

 

[Lacuna]

Do I need a horn?

 

[ameeyal]

All unicorns have horns

 

[Baywonder]

I'll be a Birdicorn instead...

 

[ameeyal]

(Birdicorn ??)

so off he flys

 

[Spotherisk]

To the south of france

 

[DabDab]

Then on to see Antarctica

 

[Lois Lame]

looking for others like him

 

[ameeyal]

But instead he finds

 

[turnbuckle]

a tribe of hairy horses

 

[gallopingby]

No luck Birdicorn but hairy

 

[SatansLittleHelper]

great big feet were a

 

[Fools Motto]

huge hit attracting all the

 

[gallopingby]

mud and bugs a Birdicorn

 

[Spotherisk]

Could possibly eat. Once full

 

[Remi'sMum]

He decided he needed a

 

[Baywonder]

very loud, smelly, Birdicorn fart....

 

[Fools Motto]

which he could disguise as

 

[Spotherisk]

A jump jet passing by

 

[Baywonder]

but it went badly wrong

 

[Remi'sMum]

And insteAd he did a

 

[Petalpoos]

belch and out came littledog!

 

[gallopingby]

Being really quite small Littledog

 

[Lois Lame]

had a syndrome regarding big

 

[Lois Lame]

dogs, even though a newborn.

 

[Lois Lame]

"Weird," muttered his mother, nuzzling

 

[Fools Motto]

Littledog, perhaps I went wrong

 

[AMJ999]

glumly little dog said:What...