I propose post replies should be limited to 10 only as I am spending too long trying to keep up with Papa Frita and Starzaan!
Limiting of Posts
- Thread starter Penny Less
- Start date
eahotson
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Think you might be right.! I spend too long too.
D66
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use the "view first unread" button like the rest of us:
Yeah but if Ive not logged on all day I still have hundreds to look at (especially Papfritas)!!
piggyinablanket
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Do less work, and log on more often and for longer. Simples ;P
[69117]
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Would you like a potted version of my sorry tale so far?
Here goes...
1) Met and drooled over INCREDIBLY sexy farrier
2) Shameless morag wafting and slagging around, along with muchos digging to find out if he had a trout
3) Presence of a trout confirmed
4) Found a mechanic with a nice dog and big arms, bit more slagging about and welly dancing
5) Humiliated myself to the max in "would you like a sausage" incident with Fit Farrier...
6) Fit Farrier not texting me every day, leading us to believe that said sausage incident was in fact worse than first thought...
7) Put head in bucket of whelks to suck out the pain
8) Went and had hair dyed, ended up in hospital, almost died
9) Got let out of ICU, freaked myself out, almost died again, got hooked up to permanent supply of happy drugs and sedatives
10) Out of hospital, still in muchos pain, still adore the farrier, still have a ridiculous heart beat and feel like someone is choking me the whole time, still being pumped full of drugolas, look like I've been taking part in bare knuckle boxing, feel like I've been run over by a truck and then had rainbows put into my veins... and Fit Farrier is coming to do my horses on Thursday.
11) My name is Starzaan, and I feel very sorry for myself.
The end.
Here goes...
1) Met and drooled over INCREDIBLY sexy farrier
2) Shameless morag wafting and slagging around, along with muchos digging to find out if he had a trout
3) Presence of a trout confirmed
4) Found a mechanic with a nice dog and big arms, bit more slagging about and welly dancing
5) Humiliated myself to the max in "would you like a sausage" incident with Fit Farrier...
6) Fit Farrier not texting me every day, leading us to believe that said sausage incident was in fact worse than first thought...
7) Put head in bucket of whelks to suck out the pain
8) Went and had hair dyed, ended up in hospital, almost died
9) Got let out of ICU, freaked myself out, almost died again, got hooked up to permanent supply of happy drugs and sedatives
10) Out of hospital, still in muchos pain, still adore the farrier, still have a ridiculous heart beat and feel like someone is choking me the whole time, still being pumped full of drugolas, look like I've been taking part in bare knuckle boxing, feel like I've been run over by a truck and then had rainbows put into my veins... and Fit Farrier is coming to do my horses on Thursday.
11) My name is Starzaan, and I feel very sorry for myself.
The end.
PercyMum
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Oh dear petal! You aren't having a very good time, are you?
Maybe fit farrier will come over all protective and rescue you from the whelks...
Maybe fit farrier will come over all protective and rescue you from the whelks...
[69117]
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Sadly I got limited sympathy... although don't think he knows that I almost popped my wellies....
He just complained about the fact that I never make him bacon sandwiches....
He just complained about the fact that I never make him bacon sandwiches....
ponypops
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i would be grateful if my fit farrier would just come and shoe the horses!!!!!
[69117]
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Well he's clearly not as perfect as mine then!