Tia
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See I was right about your bragging!!
Livery (oh yes, livery!)
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TGM
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You're not meant to LOL - you're meant to be deeply offended!
Can't get the right calibre of forum users these days - where is ChocolateLog when you need her!
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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See I was right about your bragging!!
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I'm a researcher...I have to make up (fake) qualifications so you take me very seriously.
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(ECDL, BHS Riding and Road Safety Cert)
See I was right about your bragging!!
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I'm a researcher...I have to make up (fake) qualifications so you take me very seriously.
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Chex
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All DIY liveries are poor, ugly, horse-neglecters with greying underwear.
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Yip, yip, nope and yip
Shilasdair
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All DIY liveries are poor, ugly, horse-neglecters with greying underwear.
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Yip, yip, nope and yip
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I'LL be the judge of that, thank you, when the results of my research are finalised.
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All DIY liveries are poor, ugly, horse-neglecters with greying underwear.
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Yip, yip, nope and yip
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I'LL be the judge of that, thank you, when the results of my research are finalised.
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TGM
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You're going to give Chex's underwear a personal inspection, then?
Daphnelia
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What do you do if you need to put your horse on box rest or restricted turnout for health reasons?
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LOL!! You rent a stable surely?
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No, Tia, you can rig up washing lines and old bits of MDF between your trailer home and your pickup truck to make a temporary pen for your horse. Then you can check on him/her whenever you're throwing your beer cans out of the window. Perfect.
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PMSL
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What do you do if you need to put your horse on box rest or restricted turnout for health reasons?
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LOL!! You rent a stable surely?
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No, Tia, you can rig up washing lines and old bits of MDF between your trailer home and your pickup truck to make a temporary pen for your horse. Then you can check on him/her whenever you're throwing your beer cans out of the window. Perfect.
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Chex
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You're going to give Chex's underwear a personal inspection, then?
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*runs away from Shilasdair*
You're going to give Chex's underwear a personal inspection, then?
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*runs away from Shilasdair*
LeneHorse
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at our yard - strange mud splattered muttering creatures dragging horses around at 7am (with greying underwear) = DIY. Immaculate, white breeched fragrant lovelies arrive at 6.30pm ride for 1hour, depart in BMW = full. Grass liveries - we may have some but no-one has ever seen them! This may not be the same elsewhere - no insult intended.
TGM
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*runs away from Shilasdair*
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*runs away from Shilasdair*
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zigzag
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I can't afford underwear....
TGM
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I can't afford underwear....
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I can't afford underwear....
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zigzag
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Lol no I'm a DIY'er
though horse is still out at moment after being on boxrest
Gorgeous George
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PMSL!
I just didn't know which boxes to tick?? So obviously those on full livery (me) are indecisive too!
I just didn't know which boxes to tick?? So obviously those on full livery (me) are indecisive too!
madmav
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Hey,
You forgot those of us that are;
A) too poor to afford full livery
B) too busy working and looking after kids to do DIY
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C) Desperate to own our very own horse but have to make do with sharing/riding lessons/justdreaming
You forgot those of us that are;
A) too poor to afford full livery
B) too busy working and looking after kids to do DIY
and
C) Desperate to own our very own horse but have to make do with sharing/riding lessons/justdreaming
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Hey,
You forgot those of us that are;
A) too poor to afford full livery
B) too busy working and looking after kids to do DIY
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C) Desperate to own our very own horse but have to make do with sharing/riding lessons/justdreaming
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Don't be ridiculous - who's ever heard of those reasons?!
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Hey,
You forgot those of us that are;
A) too poor to afford full livery
B) too busy working and looking after kids to do DIY
and
C) Desperate to own our very own horse but have to make do with sharing/riding lessons/justdreaming
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Don't be ridiculous - who's ever heard of those reasons?!
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Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
Where are you based, Madmav?
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poops
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Very witty !!
__Annie__
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Thanks for the
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village idiot :D
*is howling with laughter as has never had a horse on livery and feels free from attack*
Shilasdair
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*is howling with laughter as has never had a horse on livery and feels free from attack*
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You are never really safe from a Shilasdair attack....I will stalk you til I strike
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*is howling with laughter as has never had a horse on livery and feels free from attack*
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You are never really safe from a Shilasdair attack....I will stalk you til I strike
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squirtlysmum
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EEEK! You very bad person!
However I live in the back of ones Landrover and have trained ones pony to step inside too!!
However I live in the back of ones Landrover and have trained ones pony to step inside too!!
tkmaxx
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From this I can conclude that only those who keep their animals at home truely love their horses? And only if home is a house and not a trailer in the corner of the rented grazing?
Oh dear. I'd better sell mine before the ILPH get me!
Oh dear. I'd better sell mine before the ILPH get me!
PapaFrita
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She has wings, you know,
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*whispers* I've heard that she sleeps hanging upside down wrapped in her wings...
She has wings, you know,
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*whispers* I've heard that she sleeps hanging upside down wrapped in her wings...
at work
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LeneHorse
But you berate the full livery for turning up and riding - how cruel is that? Apart from the immaculate, white breeched, fragrant and lovely bit and, of course, I don't have a BMW, you've described me to a T
Work - horse - sleep - work, no life and no cash, cos it all goes on livery bills. Lonely, cos no other fool turns out in the dark to ride after work. That's the real truth
Good poll though, totally unbiased, which is very rare
But you berate the full livery for turning up and riding - how cruel is that? Apart from the immaculate, white breeched, fragrant and lovely bit and, of course, I don't have a BMW, you've described me to a T
Work - horse - sleep - work, no life and no cash, cos it all goes on livery bills. Lonely, cos no other fool turns out in the dark to ride after work. That's the real truth
Good poll though, totally unbiased, which is very rare
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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She has wings, you know,
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*whispers* I've heard that she sleeps hanging upside down wrapped in her wings...
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Have you been stalking me?
Spying on me?
Ok, so I'm allergic to garlic...but my hanging...ahem....sleeping habits should be private!
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She has wings, you know,
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*whispers* I've heard that she sleeps hanging upside down wrapped in her wings...
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Have you been stalking me?
Ok, so I'm allergic to garlic...but my hanging...ahem....sleeping habits should be private!
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