ljpinkhorse
Well-Known Member
Me
Think I have said just about all of them
-You look good on him!
-I felt him come into my hands when I gave him his head
-I need spurs and a whip to really get him going.
-He's too much for her, maybe you should get on.
-He won't come into my hands!
-I didn't recognize you in clothes!
-There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
-I'm gonna get off now.
-He needs a good 20 min to warm-up...
-Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...
-Stop - so I can take your rubbers & chains off!
-Now where did I leave that whip?!?!?!
-Do you think he's too big for me?
-Give me your penis back - I wasn't done cleaning it!
-I need a leg up.. he's to big to mount from the ground.
-When I was younger I used to think, "The bigger the better!" Now that I'm older, I kind of like the little ones.
-If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
-He got me off twice today.
-He's so wide- my hips ache after I ride him.
-A woman was in a store describing the breastplate which has three pieces of leather. two go over the shoulders and one between the legs
-Does your boy just love to slobber all over you too?
-Just crack him on the ass - that'll get his attention!
-He hasn't figured out that he can poop and keep going yet
-You know, money's a little tight right now and I really don't want to pay for shoes for my five-year-old this winter. Do you think it would be okay to just let him go barefoot?
LOL copied from a facebook group - orsey sayings that you can only say at the yard
-You look good on him!
-I felt him come into my hands when I gave him his head
-I need spurs and a whip to really get him going.
-He's too much for her, maybe you should get on.
-He won't come into my hands!
-I didn't recognize you in clothes!
-There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
-I'm gonna get off now.
-He needs a good 20 min to warm-up...
-Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...
-Stop - so I can take your rubbers & chains off!
-Now where did I leave that whip?!?!?!
-Do you think he's too big for me?
-Give me your penis back - I wasn't done cleaning it!
-I need a leg up.. he's to big to mount from the ground.
-When I was younger I used to think, "The bigger the better!" Now that I'm older, I kind of like the little ones.
-If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
-He got me off twice today.
-He's so wide- my hips ache after I ride him.
-A woman was in a store describing the breastplate which has three pieces of leather. two go over the shoulders and one between the legs
-Does your boy just love to slobber all over you too?
-Just crack him on the ass - that'll get his attention!
-He hasn't figured out that he can poop and keep going yet
-You know, money's a little tight right now and I really don't want to pay for shoes for my five-year-old this winter. Do you think it would be okay to just let him go barefoot?
LOL copied from a facebook group - orsey sayings that you can only say at the yard
