kirstykate
Well-Known Member
Event Prospect:- Big, fast horse
Dressage Prospect:- Big, slow horse
Pleasure Prospect:- Pretty color
... ... Sporting Prospect:- Short, fast horse
Barrel Prospect:- Fast horse which can turn
Endurance Prospect:- Fast horse which will turn sometimes
Show Jumper Prospect:- Fashion icon
Hunted in Ireland:- kamikaze (suicide mission)
Fun for all the family:- All the family laugh their socks off while each member trys to stay on
Jumps small fences:- Doesnt jump big fences
Jumps Coloured Poles:- Doesnt Jump Fillers
Been Cross Country:- Went for miles before he could be stopped
Good at lateral work:- Spooks at everything
Ideal Lead rein pony:- Dont ever take it off
Good all rounder:- Not particularaly good at anything
Flashy:- White sock
15′2″ hh:- 14′3″ hh
16′2″ hh:- 15′3″ hh
Big trot:- Cant canter
Nicely Started:- Lunges, but we dont have enough insurance to ride him yet
Forward going:- no brakes..
Bold:- Runaway
Good Mover:- Runaway
Atheletic:- Runaway
Quiet:- Lame in both front legs
Dead Quiet:- Lame in all four legs
Good in Traffic (Bombproof):- Lame all around, deaf, and blind
Pony type:- Small and hairy
Arab Type:- Looks startled
Thoroughbred Type:- Looks terrified
Cob Type:- Fat
Easy to catch:- Dead
Freindly:- will run you down for a whiff of a polomint
Elegant:- Thin
Well-Mannered:- Hasnt stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a week
Professionally Trained:- Hasnt stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a month
For sale as no jockey hes killed everyone weve put on his back
Mareish:- PMT with hooves and teeth!
Cribs occasionally - cribs in the stable, in the field, when tied up, and sometimes even when being ridden
No time to do justice and no death wish, either!
Not novice ride velcro bums only need apply
Loves children but couldnt eat a whole one
Should Mature 16 hands :- Currently 14 hands, dam is 14′2, sire is 14′3, every horse in his pedigree back 18 generations is under 15 hands, but this horse will defy his DNA and grow.
Ideal 2nd pony:- You want your cocky kid brought down a peg or too right?
To Loving Home Only:- Expensive
To Show Home Only:- Very Expensive
To Good Home Only :- Not really for sale unless you can 1) Pay twice what he is worth 2) are willing to sign a 8 page legal document allowing current owner to tuck in bed every night
Reluctant sale
artner has 'accidentally' left the gate open 3 times since he was pinned in the box yesterday..
For Sale Due to lack of Time:- Rider cannot afford to spend any more time in the hospital
Any Vet Check Welcome:- Please pay for us to find out what the !@#$ is wrong with him!
Recently Vetted:- Someone else found something really wrong with this horse.
Must Sell:- Weekly running costs of horse has sent us into voluntary liquidation
All Offers Considered:- Desperate to get rid
Will consider loan:- Very Desperate to get rid
Dressage Prospect:- Big, slow horse
Pleasure Prospect:- Pretty color
... ... Sporting Prospect:- Short, fast horse
Barrel Prospect:- Fast horse which can turn
Endurance Prospect:- Fast horse which will turn sometimes
Show Jumper Prospect:- Fashion icon
Hunted in Ireland:- kamikaze (suicide mission)
Fun for all the family:- All the family laugh their socks off while each member trys to stay on
Jumps small fences:- Doesnt jump big fences
Jumps Coloured Poles:- Doesnt Jump Fillers
Been Cross Country:- Went for miles before he could be stopped
Good at lateral work:- Spooks at everything
Ideal Lead rein pony:- Dont ever take it off
Good all rounder:- Not particularaly good at anything
Flashy:- White sock
15′2″ hh:- 14′3″ hh
16′2″ hh:- 15′3″ hh
Big trot:- Cant canter
Nicely Started:- Lunges, but we dont have enough insurance to ride him yet
Forward going:- no brakes..
Bold:- Runaway
Good Mover:- Runaway
Atheletic:- Runaway
Quiet:- Lame in both front legs
Dead Quiet:- Lame in all four legs
Good in Traffic (Bombproof):- Lame all around, deaf, and blind
Pony type:- Small and hairy
Arab Type:- Looks startled
Thoroughbred Type:- Looks terrified
Cob Type:- Fat
Easy to catch:- Dead
Freindly:- will run you down for a whiff of a polomint
Elegant:- Thin
Well-Mannered:- Hasnt stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a week
Professionally Trained:- Hasnt stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a month
For sale as no jockey hes killed everyone weve put on his back
Mareish:- PMT with hooves and teeth!
Cribs occasionally - cribs in the stable, in the field, when tied up, and sometimes even when being ridden
No time to do justice and no death wish, either!
Not novice ride velcro bums only need apply
Loves children but couldnt eat a whole one
Should Mature 16 hands :- Currently 14 hands, dam is 14′2, sire is 14′3, every horse in his pedigree back 18 generations is under 15 hands, but this horse will defy his DNA and grow.
Ideal 2nd pony:- You want your cocky kid brought down a peg or too right?
To Loving Home Only:- Expensive
To Show Home Only:- Very Expensive
To Good Home Only :- Not really for sale unless you can 1) Pay twice what he is worth 2) are willing to sign a 8 page legal document allowing current owner to tuck in bed every night
Reluctant sale
artner has 'accidentally' left the gate open 3 times since he was pinned in the box yesterday..For Sale Due to lack of Time:- Rider cannot afford to spend any more time in the hospital
Any Vet Check Welcome:- Please pay for us to find out what the !@#$ is wrong with him!
Recently Vetted:- Someone else found something really wrong with this horse.
Must Sell:- Weekly running costs of horse has sent us into voluntary liquidation
All Offers Considered:- Desperate to get rid
Will consider loan:- Very Desperate to get rid
