Double_choc_lab
Well-Known Member
Note to self: Write to local authority - get six foot screen erected around footpaths and bridleways - can't have those skanky joe public people looking into our fields.
Oh hell, my car isnt at my house on google. I bet all those pesky theives will be round to rob me...
oh...hang on, I am at home just now. HELL, someone has stolen my car......*rushes to window to look** Nope, car is there...whats going on.......some evil black magic s*it going on round here.........
I am going to email google maps right now
dear mr google map,
I dont know what type of weirdo satan style magic ***** your into but I am at home and you are playing with my mind. My car isnt here but when I look...it is, then its gone again, then its back.
Stop messing with my head. Just put my car back.
Oh, and while you are at it, put the leaves on my apple tree back on it. Stop messing with it.
I want you to remove my house from google maps. No but yes but no but yes but no, DONT, then I wont have anywhere to live.
Darn you, just ignore that request.
thanks kindly
Guido.
Oh hell, my car isnt at my house on google. I bet all those pesky theives will be round to rob me...
oh...hang on, I am at home just now. HELL, someone has stolen my car......*rushes to window to look** Nope, car is there...whats going on.......some evil black magic s*it going on round here.........
I am going to email google maps right now
dear mr google map,
I dont know what type of weirdo satan style magic ***** your into but I am at home and you are playing with my mind. My car isnt here but when I look...it is, then its gone again, then its back.
Stop messing with my head. Just put my car back.
Oh, and while you are at it, put the leaves on my apple tree back on it. Stop messing with it.
I want you to remove my house from google maps. No but yes but no but yes but no, DONT, then I wont have anywhere to live.
Darn you, just ignore that request.
thanks kindly
Guido.
Whilst you are at it, Guido, why don't you ask the whereabouts of Ruthnmeg, as she seems to havs dissapeared (or abducted by the little GoogleMan)?
Haha.
Well I found the field ...
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... but no one was at home. At least you get to see the pretty stone wall![]()