ZondaR
Well-Known Member
Yesterday, I met a French man who was in Ireland on a riding holiday. I was explaining to him that I could not ride my horse because he has a haematoma.
Him: "'Aymatoma, wat ees thees?"
Me: "My horse was kicked which caused him to bleed under his skin and now he has a large lump."
Him: "Your 'arse 'as a large leump?"
Me:

(along with the other english speakers while the English teacher pointed out why it is important that he pronounce his h's)
Him: "'Aymatoma, wat ees thees?"
Me: "My horse was kicked which caused him to bleed under his skin and now he has a large lump."
Him: "Your 'arse 'as a large leump?"
Me: