Made me laugh hope it cheers up your day

[Thisbe]

This made me laugh I hope it cheers everyone's day as much as mine my friend sent it to me

Oh, Lord...
Oh, Lord won't you buy me a horsey that bends
My friends all ride warmbloods, I must make amends,
I practice my leg yields, each evening til ten.
So, oh Lord won't you buy me, a horsey that bends.


Oh, Lord won't you buy me, a horse that won't buck.
Im tired of trying, to land standing up.
I spend all my time, brushing dirt off my butt.
Oh, Lord won't you buy me a horse that won't buck.


Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a horse that won't bite.
I count all my fingers and toes every night.
I feel like a carrot, when I'm in his sight.
So, oh Lord won't you buy me a horse that won't bite.


Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse that stays clean.
I brush him, I groom him, and I’ve considered chlorine.
His colour's too chestnut for a horse with gray genes.
Oh Lord won't you buy me a horse that stays clean.


Oh Lord, won't you give him some hindquarter drive.
This horse is soooo lazy, not sure he's alive.
We bend and we circle 'til way, way past five.
Oh Lord won't you give him some hindquarter drive!

 

[camilla4]

That's great - thanks!!

 

[MICHAELA8228]

Brilliant!!!

 

[Miss-rose]

Love it. Does it go to the tune off the mercedes ad

 

[JadeyyAndLadyy]

AHAAAAAA thats amazing made me chuckle x

 

[JessandCharlie]

I love it!

 

[martlin]

It's a Janis Jopling song. ''Mercedes Benz''. It's quite funny in it's original version, too.
ets:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-GFqhCq2HA

 

[VioletStripe]

Love it!! xx

 

[Mrs B]

Damn you, Thisbe!

Can't get this out of my head now.... But thanks anyway

 

[wilsha]

Hehe that's funny lol

 

[squirrelc17]

love this!!

 

[kiritiger]

You're right, it did cheer up my day - I might need it to cheer up my tomorrow as well if my A level results aren't good