SAL66
Well-Known Member
Had the vet up this morning for teeth and jabs, he was a good boy and the vet was really nice too, showing me his teeth that hadn't errupted yet blah blah.
Anyway just having a chat about my new lad and asked if there was anything else before he went, oh I said he seems to be rubbing his tail, could you just have a look for me, off he toddles and I find him looking at his other tail, Emmm no not that tail his bushy tail, the vet stood up and looked at me with such a straight face, my dear he says I have been studying for years and practising for more years I care to remember and whilst you may think he has two tails, one is called his penis and if he has been rubbing the base of this we are in trouble, then bursts in to bouts of laughter .
He explained that some itching of the tail can be caused by problems with the penis and said that I had made his day and it would be one to discuss down at the practice, he then proceeded to give his willy area a good clean for me.
Anyway just having a chat about my new lad and asked if there was anything else before he went, oh I said he seems to be rubbing his tail, could you just have a look for me, off he toddles and I find him looking at his other tail, Emmm no not that tail his bushy tail, the vet stood up and looked at me with such a straight face, my dear he says I have been studying for years and practising for more years I care to remember and whilst you may think he has two tails, one is called his penis and if he has been rubbing the base of this we are in trouble, then bursts in to bouts of laughter .
He explained that some itching of the tail can be caused by problems with the penis and said that I had made his day and it would be one to discuss down at the practice, he then proceeded to give his willy area a good clean for me.