Yeukk!! I saw a documentary once about a man who had sex with his horse, he said he was in love with her. Same programme a man had a sexual relationship with his CAR! Weird or What!!!???
ive seen that programme the men stick there "teeny weenies" up the cars exhaust pipes!!!! and then the best bit was when 1 man slept with the other mans car and they had a huge fight!!!! incidently both loved volkswagons so if you have 1 watch out!!!!!!
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ive seen that programme the men stick there "teeny weenies" up the cars exhaust pipes!!!!
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I thought people only stuck potatoes up them lol!!!!
Can you lot not remember the guy that got caught having a "relations" with a goat at the side of a railwayline. A train broke down and the passengers caught him in the act!!!! That was in the uk....
Ther is a famous story about a guy near Inverness who was caught with a heifer wedged in behind a gate and was arrested and taken into jail and kept over night. All night he demanded food and the police ignored him. In the morning he started again so they threw a bale of hay into his cell and said "If its good enough for your girlfriend its good eneogh for you !" This was a true story BTW because I know one of the police officer's sons, he is now retired many years.
At my local riding school the groom was arrested after his phone was found and they found images of him having intimates with some of the ponies - seriously - you just can't make this stuff up. Sicko's............
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Yeukk!! I saw a documentary once about a man who had sex with his horse, he said he was in love with her. Same programme a man had a sexual relationship with his CAR! Weird or What!!!???
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God yes I saw that, about men that are in love with their cars and....well you ..to their cars urrrrrrrrh!!! me and OH watched and could not believe it!
Anyway back to original post, how disgusting, you can't even get your head round it can you.
OMG!!! Weirdos!! I saw that documentry too!! Some strange people having "relations" with horses, dogs and cars!! Did you see the one more recently about the people who had "relations" with their...... wait for it....... musical instruments!! SERIOUSLY!!!!! Myself and OH watched it, and couldn't believe these people actually exist!!
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Ther is a famous story about a guy near Inverness who was caught with a heifer wedged in behind a gate and was arrested and taken into jail and kept over night. All night he demanded food and the police ignored him. In the morning he started again so they threw a bale of hay into his cell and said "If its good enough for your girlfriend its good eneogh for you !" This was a true story BTW because I know one of the police officer's sons, he is now retired many years.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is so funny i actually PMSL!
With reagrds to the OP f*****g sicko! I have no idea what makes people tick!
OMG!! If there that desperate surely they would pay a prostitute or something, poor bloody animals. These men should have there **** cut off and fed to the lions! x
A man that lives in a village near me tied a goat to a gravestone and had sex with it! :O he was caught by a woman looking out of her bedroom window! :O some people.
hahaha about musical instuments thats just amusing, ive seen a programme about a woman who let her dogs "do" things to her, but also her horses and she just bout a 2 year old colt but not worry she would wait til it was older to have sex with it!!!
so she had sex with her animals but had morals at the same time!!!! which clearly made it all ok!!!!!
if you are into sheep you will need a pair of wellyboots and a piece of rope. you stick the back legs in the boots, and use the rope to pull her heag round, for a kiss.
i,ll never forget my first sexual experience, it was in a field ,and here mother caught us. she said baaaaaaaaaaa