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I live on a massive 100 box yard and I have 700acres for the horses. I live in a 20 bedroomed mansion and I own 7 showjumpers, 2 cobs, 3 dressage horses, 5 event horses, 10 shetlands, 5 welsh ponies and a donkey called Stan.

My yard is so well known that many FAMOUS people like, Ellen Whittaker, Mary King, William Fox-pitt come and ride or even board their horses there. Because my family owns the yard and mansion and i'm a millionaire and such a good horse rider all of the famous riders let me loan their horses such as Ladina B, Locarno 62 and Checkmate.

I even get to go competing at MASSIVE horse shows on their horses and mine just cos all mine are fantastic and worth MILLIONS. wooo!

Anyway, enough of my pointless bragging.. Time for my many problems and questions..

1.) I don't have the time to ride any of my horses or STAN. I do ride their horses though because I can and all my pictures are on facebook. yaaay! What should I do. I don't want to sell, slaughter, loan, get someone else to ride etc.. They're MY HORSES, FOR ME. NOBODY ELSE. HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST ME GET RID OF THEM. *Hissy Fit*

2.) My potatoes have stopped growing! Why? :{

3.) I accidently let stan in with all my horses and ponies and now their all pregnant what should I do? (who are all mares)

Please help me.



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Well done for getting this far!

Sorry dude's. Got bored. Had a hyper moment and this is the result. BOOM. :}

Thanks for reading.:rolleyes:

(Just copied what i've seen. Just more 'exageratted'. < CAN'T SPELL I KNOW.:rolleyes::):p:D;):o
 
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Frankly, I think there is nothing for it but to PTS.

Starting with Stan who is clearly a dangerous lothario.

Your potatoes have probably stopped growing because you are leaving them out at night, clipped, without a rug on.

I think I may need to call the RSPCA...


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OOOHHHH OUCH that is a bit too close to the knuckle and I can think of a couple of people on here who might be VERY embarrassed. Actually no, they've probably got their heads too far up where the sun don't shine to spot themselves.

Go on, spill the beans, was it intentional to be quite so pointed:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

*waits to see if fur flies*
 
Bernster said:
Frankly, I think there is nothing for it but to PTS.

Starting with Stan who is clearly a dangerous lothario.

Your potatoes have probably stopped growing because you are leaving them out at night, clipped, without a rug on.

I think I may need to call the RSPCA...


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Oh no I couldn't do that. Not to Stan he's eat me. :o
OF COURSE. I Knew I should have rugged them up and stabled them. What was I thinking!?
I don't think the RSPCA is neccessary though. I mean what if Stan got out? He's chase them away and they wouldn't help me.. :(
 
Dee O'Dorant said:
OOOHHHH OUCH that is a bit too close to the knuckle and I can think of a couple of people on here who might be VERY embarrassed. Actually no, they've probably got their heads too far up where the sun don't shine to spot themselves.

Go on, spill the beans, was it intentional to be quite so pointed:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

*waits to see if fur flies*
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*Gets popcorn* Haha!

No, I can't think of anyone of the top of my head. It's just, since that 'supposed charity' thread. It got me thinking of how many troll posts we've had. Rather amusing really. Thought I'd start my own! :')
 
muddygreymare said:
I think you should give your potatoes a haynet and lots of hard feed and supplements to sort them out. Plus make them all 800g rugs to wear WITH NECKS :D:D:D
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*runs into the garden, scoops up my potatoes and puts rugs WITH NECKS on. Gives them a haynet and hard feed.*

FEW! Maybe they'll grow soon. Otherwise they'll be no decent spuds. :{
 
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