Mare gagging for it

[Donnie Darco]

She obviously knows it is the "season" to be jolly!!!

Normally my "look at me and I'll bite your face off" mare is walking down the barn feeling all the love to anyone and everyone interested or not!

The poor chap opposite who is scared to look at her is having her bum shoved up his nose at every opportunity, and when that doesn't work she stick's it up "his mare's" nose is some sort of wierd attempt of jealousy or a menage a trois moment!!

I can't tell her the slapper look is not appropriate or sexy (even though she is gorgeous and being uber cute ) but I am getting tired of sweeping up the wee she insists on squirting everywhere

Two new boys moved into the field next door has obviously put the wind up her tail (although am sure she'd prefer something else up her tailend! ) *sigh*

Anyone elses mare having a desperate last attempt ?!

 

[Fransurrey]

Mine had one last week. I can't believe I used to say she was a silent cycler. Since being on a yard she's turned into the biggest slapper.

The incident last week was when I'd arranged to meet a friend from my last yard to walk both our ponies. Upon seeing her gorgeous black gelding, she turned her bum straight at him. My friend was hurriedly pulling him away, thinking he was going to be kicked. It was quite embarrassing, to say that actually, no, she just wants a bit of willy...

 

[Antw23uk]

This did make me laugh, lol

Nope, one and only mare on the yard is still giving daggers at anyone who looks at her ..... thankfully because my TB was cut late and her first few seasons see's him trying to climb the fence to get at her Silly boy he is but I did think what a well behaved stallion he would have been because even though he was horny he still had impeccable manners, lol

 

[dianchi]

My project pony is def in season, and so her paddock is all on, but my TB next door with the other ponies isn't at all!

Stupid ponies!

 

[fattylumpkin]

Gawd, yes, can sympathise 100% with this. We got a new yelding on the yard a few weeks ago, he's the bane of my life since he and my mare decided they were in love. My mare is peeing everywhere and anything vaguely horse shaped is treated to a flash of her rear end, including her half-brother! If I took her off the yard alone away from loverboy she turned into a spooky nightmare so I had to buy her some liquid calmer. She goes better now, but when I do hack out together with everyone else she squeaks and squeals and keeps flagging her tail any time another horse gets close. My best friend's ancient warmblood accepted the invitation and put his nose there, whereupon she double barrelled the poor sod in the shoulder. I was/am MORTIFIED. Luckily he wasn't hurt and my friend blamed herself, but still! I was really looking forward to taking part in the yule parade on Dec 1st, but there's no way I can take her out, she'd be a menace. Hopefully she'll pack it in before then. The only good thing is she's not normally the cuddly type, but she can't get enough of me lately.

 

[Doormouse]

We've got a mare on the yard and she is always doing this. She is a very large black warmblood and quite an impressive sight in full sail and she has fallen deeply for my TB. He is horrified! She spends her whole time when riding with him with her head turned to one side, eyeballling him and then if he touches her she stops dead and wees! He is now so frightened of her that he actually walked over his biggest fear, a drain cover, rather than bump into her! She is not giving up though, she continues to try each trick in the book and believe me a 17.2hh warmblood trying to look cute is a sight to behold!

 

[flurryjuno]

My mares the same! She's usually so chill when it comes to different horses, met many geldings since I got her but there is one that she is head over heels in love with, basically tries to climb out of her stable if his horsebox arrives on the yard even if hes not in it She grows about a foot and does everything she can to stick her bum in his face, which is funny as he's pushing 15.2hh trotter and shes 16.2hh ISH. Then if I take her to my friends house she stands in the corner of the field with her chestnut 'lover', snuggling away for hours. Doesn't matter if she's in season or not, its soooo embarrassing trying to explain to people who don't get it that my horse is infact a slapper