Elf On A Shelf
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*WARNING* Tena Lady may be required! *WARNING*
Copied from Irish PTP FB page - really, really ridiculously funny! Well done the guy who wrote it! All for a good cause too!
Amazing day at Limerick Races yesterday. The auction alone made 250,00. AP McCoys underpants along with poem fetched an incredible 5,500.*
The Ballad of APs Underpants
Theres a wise old saying
Thatll put you back on yer hocks
Behind every great man
Is a great pair of jocks
No better support*
Can be expected
With the elastic uplift
And the jewels protected
APs y-fronts*
Are a breed apart
The pressure thats on em
Would stop your heart
Galloping fast
Jumping and fallin
The treatment they get*
Is utterly appallin
God only knows
How the elastic survives
Not many are known
To have easier lives
They refuse to come loose
In the worst circumstance
Only Chantelle alone
Can get off these pants
Now you have a chance
To own this apparel
And support a great cause
Into the bargain as well
According to legend
These y-fronts are magic
Theyve won great races
Twould make you nostalgic
Pull em on - Youre transformed
Nothings rational
Anythings possible
You could win a Grand National
Straight from APs
Pert little arse
This is for real
This is no farce
Steam still rising*
from the last race
AP pushes hard
In the heat of the chase
Skid marks and all
Thrown in for free
Got a bit close
To fence number three
Put your hand in the air
And bid for them now
A collectors piece
Something to wow
Signed and framed*
On the wall of your pub
Draw customers in
For a drink and some grub
On your bedroom wall
If your strength does diminish
Theyll give inspiration
When youre riding a finish
Dont mind the mortgage
Go without the dinner
Bid on APs underpants
Theyll make you a winner
By video provider William Buckley""
Copied from Irish PTP FB page - really, really ridiculously funny! Well done the guy who wrote it! All for a good cause too!
Amazing day at Limerick Races yesterday. The auction alone made 250,00. AP McCoys underpants along with poem fetched an incredible 5,500.*
The Ballad of APs Underpants
Theres a wise old saying
Thatll put you back on yer hocks
Behind every great man
Is a great pair of jocks
No better support*
Can be expected
With the elastic uplift
And the jewels protected
APs y-fronts*
Are a breed apart
The pressure thats on em
Would stop your heart
Galloping fast
Jumping and fallin
The treatment they get*
Is utterly appallin
God only knows
How the elastic survives
Not many are known
To have easier lives
They refuse to come loose
In the worst circumstance
Only Chantelle alone
Can get off these pants
Now you have a chance
To own this apparel
And support a great cause
Into the bargain as well
According to legend
These y-fronts are magic
Theyve won great races
Twould make you nostalgic
Pull em on - Youre transformed
Nothings rational
Anythings possible
You could win a Grand National
Straight from APs
Pert little arse
This is for real
This is no farce
Steam still rising*
from the last race
AP pushes hard
In the heat of the chase
Skid marks and all
Thrown in for free
Got a bit close
To fence number three
Put your hand in the air
And bid for them now
A collectors piece
Something to wow
Signed and framed*
On the wall of your pub
Draw customers in
For a drink and some grub
On your bedroom wall
If your strength does diminish
Theyll give inspiration
When youre riding a finish
Dont mind the mortgage
Go without the dinner
Bid on APs underpants
Theyll make you a winner
By video provider William Buckley""
