Mean nicknames for your horse

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Just wondering if anyone else has mean nicknames for there horse like marble used to be a bit fat so he was nicknamed fatty at my livery yard. And sadly now marble will only come if you call him fatty :P
does anyone else have similar names
 
Mine is 'Trekker'
When I first met him and bought him I didn't much like him. Called him a trekker, he was slow, dead to leg etc
Anyway, he's now totally opposite after lots of hard work...but I still call him Trekker, affectionately
 
Imperial (Inky) gets called Inky Dinkie Pinkie Winkie cause he's black but has a pink willy.
 
'The Needle' or 'Boat' if you like Modern Toss' Mr Tourettes then it makes much more sense...
She is also know as the 'old trout' :)
 
Spot On said:
Just wondering if anyone else has mean nicknames for there horse like marble used to be a bit fat so he was nicknamed fatty at my livery yard. And sadly now marble will only come if you call him fatty :P
does anyone else have similar names
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names I have used in the past and present when they are naughty

fag end
lemon head
d*ckhead
Git
cretin
tart

just a few samples
 
Used to call my old girl t-bag.

Younger one is often (affectionately!) called Moo, Toad, Stinkweed, Trouble, and probably a fair few other names I can't recall at the moment
 
One of the horses I learned to ride on was a Highland pony called Bute, but I called him Old Boot. Affectionately though - he was a lovely character (inasmuch as a Highland can be lovely).
 
Depends on the situation, but my loan is called - Baby boy, Fatty bum bum, Chub Chubs, Kizer (his actual name when he is in trouble) but we mostly go with chub chubs! :D x
 
When I bought mine the yard he was at told me he was called similar to the twit, but one of the letters was different and it was ruder than that.

It all came to a head when I came to insure him, the insurance company asked what his name was and I could hardly insure him as THAT, so I had to ring back for a better name!
 
Err. Daemon!

Fergus is sometimes called "donkey", "yak" or "plebby pony", but none of them are very fair.

Jasper's just called "knob" 'cos he is, really.
 
Big 'ead, big face, grumpychops, she's not got a very big head but she sure puts it in the way when she's being a bolshy madam and generally not being cooperative!

Little one is demon pony, fatty boom, 'boyband' because her forelock is always in curtains :-)
 
Jeff is either The Hocamaffe or donkeybrain.

Gray gets called GayMo, Mountain Goat, Goat Brain et al.

Most of the rest are normal except for one chestnut Shetland mare who is always, always, always in season and I call her The Ginger W Hor E!
 
We have had a few horses so there has been
Ginger witch
Mentalist
Pogue
Numb nuts
Mad bint
The Moo
Sick note
Savlon. This horse had this cream applied at least once a day everyday
Camel
And quite a list I can't put on here but all loved to bits.
 
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