Mean nicknames for your horse

[Snow Falcon]

April, was affectionately known as "Piggy" when she arrived. As she's lost a lot of weight I can no longer call her that!

 

[honetpot]

I have a cremello we call the pink pig.

 

[Shadrid]

My YO's other half, on seeing YO's gelding and my mare with their fly masks on has renamed them Fatman and Blobbin. I'm thinking of painting their masks accordingly.......

 

[NZJenny]

I don't really have mean names, but nicknames - yes: Diva is the Mighty Munchkin, becasue she is little. Maggie gets Maggie Moo, for no other reason than it sounds cute. Ardashir is frequently Doofus, 'cos he just is. And my beloved Zara is just Beautiful, because at the age of 23 and with what she acheived in her life time, she deserves nothing but my respect and gratitude.

 

[OwnedbyJoe]

We have Asshat 1 and Asshat 2 (constantly thiking up creative ways to get into trouble). Then there is "The Valkyrie" (Well built cremello mare) and my 6 month old filly with attitude is "Princess Bitchface" after the book of the same title.
The giant Standardbred was called Mac when he came, which of course became Big Mac, but then with all the hoo ha about horse meat in beefburgers he became "Findus" and it has kinda stuck...

 

[katpower]

My beloved Darcy's main alias is the Crocopony - he is rather fond of using his teeth.
He is also called, on a regular basis:
Doofus
Dingbat
D*ckhead
Princess
Fatty
Bloody Eejit
Monster
etc etc.

 

[dibbin]

Jazz is known as "grumpatron" and "pishy" (he smells ...)

 

[NaeNae87]

GK gets Feral Face, Fatty, Giant Knob, Genital Killer (he bucked while my cousin was riding him, my cousin's boy bits got a bit bruised)

Bo gets Bodonkadonk, Bo-Donkey, Donkey, Ginger Nut, Ginger Butt, Butterball (that one was from my instructor)

 

[ChestnutConvert]

Mine is often called pill*ck, fatty bom bom, grumps/grumpy ar*e or floozy..... as you can guess she is a stereotypical mare, big built, grumpy and such a tart!

 

[jgmbng]

One of mine gets called Victor Meldrew because of his grumpy looking face.

Mine is Mr Meldrew because he is called Victor (generally known as Vic) and a bit of a grumpy old man.

 

[dreambigpony]

chunky monkey

 

[Toby_Zaphod]

Mine certainly has an identity crises, he actually thinks his name is 'Stop it'.

 

[TBB]

Goofy, he was named as a foal and was so accident prone that he had his name changed when he was 3 to see if it improved things!!!

 

[Fifty Bales of Hay]

I call the bigger pony "lump" because he's a big lump! And the smaller pony "princess" because he's such a prima donna. We had a little Welsh Sect A who was very naughty, who came in from the field when you called out "little s h i t " as he was so commonly called this!

 

[Jsye]

Fatty, Fatty Bum Bum or Princess (he's a gelding)

 

[Carefreegirl]

Taliban Tilly......
T-bag.....

 

[Warrior_princess]

Xena is affectionately known as Moo or more commonly *****bag. And she answers to both x

 

[mightymammoth]

miz short for misery or mammoth.

 

[StormyMoments]

Rio has many! He is Black Devil Beast (also shortened to BDB), Grumple Bum, Black Devil Stallion, Mr Stallioni, Git Face, Fat Lump, Hairy Bear, Horrible Git and Riola. I make him sound horrible, hes actually lovely

 

[4April]

Call him/ her : it

 

[Bojingles]

Dingleberry.

 

[Chirmapops]

Yep, Chirms used to be (very affectionately) referred to as "ASBO" when we first brought her over from Holland. But then it started to stick, so I had to stop...

 

[Gloi]

Although the sweet itch is under control he still gets called "Scabby 'ed"

 

[Reacher]

Mine has been known to have a wee snap at other horses passing her stall so she is currently known as Luiz Suarez.

Another for this (though it was me getting bitten).
I also had a Grumpy and a Greedy

 

[DrooleyForDooley]

Loads aha,in the ncest possible way: Fat face,Floozie,Big Arse.. lol

 

[PolarSkye]

Donkey - on account of his huuuge ears.

P

 

[SuperH]

My husband calls one of mine Tub Of Lard, which is not really justified as she is quite slim!

 

[Baggage]

Mine is called Baggage as when I first had her she was a bit of a bag. Now it's her affectionate nickname which she happily answers too