Mean nicknames for your horse

My YO's other half, on seeing YO's gelding and my mare with their fly masks on has renamed them Fatman and Blobbin. I'm thinking of painting their masks accordingly.......
 
I don't really have mean names, but nicknames - yes: Diva is the Mighty Munchkin, becasue she is little. Maggie gets Maggie Moo, for no other reason than it sounds cute. Ardashir is frequently Doofus, 'cos he just is. And my beloved Zara is just Beautiful, because at the age of 23 and with what she acheived in her life time, she deserves nothing but my respect and gratitude.
 
We have Asshat 1 and Asshat 2 (constantly thiking up creative ways to get into trouble). Then there is "The Valkyrie" (Well built cremello mare) and my 6 month old filly with attitude is "Princess Bitchface" after the book of the same title.
The giant Standardbred was called Mac when he came, which of course became Big Mac, but then with all the hoo ha about horse meat in beefburgers he became "Findus" and it has kinda stuck...
 
My beloved Darcy's main alias is the Crocopony - he is rather fond of using his teeth.
He is also called, on a regular basis:
Doofus
Dingbat
D*ckhead
Princess
Fatty
Bloody Eejit
Monster
etc etc.
 
GK gets Feral Face, Fatty, Giant Knob, Genital Killer (he bucked while my cousin was riding him, my cousin's boy bits got a bit bruised)

Bo gets Bodonkadonk, Bo-Donkey, Donkey, Ginger Nut, Ginger Butt, Butterball (that one was from my instructor)
 
Goofy, he was named as a foal and was so accident prone that he had his name changed when he was 3 to see if it improved things!!!
 
I call the bigger pony "lump" because he's a big lump! And the smaller pony "princess" because he's such a prima donna. We had a little Welsh Sect A who was very naughty, who came in from the field when you called out "little s h i t " as he was so commonly called this!
 
Rio has many! He is Black Devil Beast (also shortened to BDB), Grumple Bum, Black Devil Stallion, Mr Stallioni, Git Face, Fat Lump, Hairy Bear, Horrible Git and Riola. I make him sound horrible, hes actually lovely :o
 
Yep, Chirms used to be (very affectionately) referred to as "ASBO" when we first brought her over from Holland. But then it started to stick, so I had to stop...
 
Mine is called Baggage as when I first had her she was a bit of a bag. Now it's her affectionate nickname which she happily answers too :D
 
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