Missold horse...

[JFTDWS]

What kind of mutant is this anyway?!

 

[Elf On A Shelf]

I've got one of them mutant things too! It looks like they come in a speshal form of grey!

 

[Silver Clouds]

I think you might have bought one that reacts to the rain- like gremlins eating after midnight. Did you check he was waterproof when you had him vetted? You clearly should have tested for the mutant gene. Turmeric might fix it though...

 

[Silver Clouds]

I've got one of them mutant things too! It looks like they come in a speshal form of grey!

Oh God, is it linked to the grey gene? Is mine going to go like that too???

 

[rara007]

Is it 3 or 5 legs?

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

2 heads, 1 rug, and 3 legs at the front! Bloody scarey! ????

 

[Mrs. Jingle]

They have probably got stomach ulcers or kissing spines....might be worth getting some bloods done and your saddle checked?

 

[Silver Clouds]

They have probably got stomach ulcers or kissing spines....might be worth getting some bloods done and your saddle checked?

The teeth probably need checking, I mean look at those teeth, the poor horse can't even close his mouth

 

[Mrs. Jingle]

The teeth probably need checking, I mean look at those teeth, the poor horse can't even close his mouth

Oh good point - yep definitely another thing to get checked, can't be too careful

 

[Tiddlypom]

I’m impressed at the fit of the rug on your beast, is it a limited edition?

 

[criso]

Mutants come in bay too. Bay throughtwat amusing himself beween classes. Accidental mating with a camel perhaps

 

[Reacher]

Thoroughtwat.....love it!

 

[JFTDWS]

Is it 3 or 5 legs?

3 legs good, 2 legs bad!

 

[JFTDWS]

I’m impressed at the fit of the rug on your beast, is it a limited edition?

Shh this isn't a product placement thread... Admin might pull it for advertising

 

[Meredith]

Did the word Hydra feature in the sale advert?
If not, definitely missold.

 

[JFTDWS]

Mutants come in bay too. Bay throughtwat amusing himself beween classes. Accidental mating with a camel perhaps

That would pass for a "nice" photo of my lot

They're all idiots...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1121704898183086

 

[Winters100]

 

[criso]

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When you've put on a bit of weight but still think you can get into that dress.

 

[Melody Grey]

2 heads, 1 rug, and 3 legs at the front! Bloody scarey! ????

I don't envy your farrier or dentistry bills!

 

[JFTDWS]

I don't envy your farrier or dentistry bills!

Lots of legs but no shoes

 

[albeg]

Did you keep the receipt? How long was the manufacturer's warranty, and did you get the extended?

 

[Ambers Echo]

Best thread ever ??

 

[JFTDWS]

Did you keep the receipt? How long was the manufacturer's warranty, and did you get the extended?

No, and no. I'm screwed, right? But then, imagine how cool we'll look trotting down the centre line together!

 

[Meredith]

Flying changes could be complicated

 

[JFTDWS]

Flying changes could be complicated

Spectacular. The word you're looking for is definitely spectacular

 

[Meredith]

Spectacular. The word you're looking for is definitely spectacular

Puts a whole new meaning to the word plaiting.

 

[JFTDWS]

Puts a whole new meaning to the word plaiting.

And, indeed, to the concept of double reins

 

[Boulty]

Ah but have you seen the rare cob-highland hybrid for maximum hay munching ability? ?

 

[JFTDWS]

That's epic, @Boulty what a photo

 

[Boulty]

That's epic, @Boulty what a photo

Maybe we should start a new breeding program! (I'm sure the wonders of modern medicine can get around the fact they're all geldings right? ? Although the fact I only own one half of the hay guzzling mutant may prove problematic)