hahaha that is pure genius.
he's a brave guy though, Moose can be pretty aggressive. when i went to Canada we were warned that moose, alone of the quadrupeds, prick their ears when just about to charge...
this puts horsey people at a bit of a disadvantage. "ooh look, he's interested in me... aaaarrrrgggghhhh..."
"Brick: Morelli level 3 Moose for sale. Goes Western or English. Comes when called on land, or in water. Moose will draw carriage, sleigh, or small watercraft. Serious inquiries only. Farm must have 100 acres of pond and 1000 acres of willow."
the Guestbook's brilliant, i loved this
Mainemoosenut: Oh I wish I had known about your methods before this... Unfortunately, I was unable to bond with my Registered Sport Freisiappaquartawalkamoosa and his aggressiveness was beyond my abilities. So I ate him with A-1 sauce. Oh the tragedy!
and this
Wellspotted: This is just what I have been looking for, for my meese and me!
And speaking of saddles, do you do saddle-fitting clinics as well? Not even my treeless, pommelless saddles really fit my meese once they start to mooscle up.
Just looked at the guestbook, I can't read it anymore I have just been in our loo with tears of hysteria and everyone in the office thinks I am a nutter!
Always thought my lad looks a bit moose like, so maybe this is where I've been going wrong! Will try Morelli at once!
(will have to get the gadgets first, though!)